Joke for the day........

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2008/05/12 14:39:26 (permalink)

Joke for the day........

The wife

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset -- "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute Love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!!

And the husband began --

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she
was thin, poorly dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night - the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, But don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your Anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I went and found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas - the one that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at that expensive shoe boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to
the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

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So to sum up, the KFC girl has a Boneless Bucket.

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    RE: Joke for the day........ 2008/05/12 14:43:27 (permalink)
    Oooooooooooooof! That is bad.

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    RE: Joke for the day........ 2008/05/12 14:46:32 (permalink)
    LOL! I thought that was brilliant!

    " Do not tell me to play the hand i've been dealt. To hell with the cards and damn the dealer! Any man can achieve anything if he works hard enough, and thats the truth of it. Go at it with all that you are, and it is within your reach"
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    RE: Joke for the day........ 2008/05/12 14:47:01 (permalink)

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    RE: Joke for the day........ 2008/05/12 14:50:14 (permalink)
    LMFAO, brilliant CASS
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    RE: Joke for the day........ 2008/05/12 14:54:02 (permalink)

    If you love something let it go,if it comes back to you it's yours,if it doesn't it never was.
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    RE: Joke for the day........ 2008/05/12 15:36:08 (permalink)

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    RE: Joke for the day........ 2008/05/12 20:15:32 (permalink)
    that was good well done!

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