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2008/05/17 10:15:03 (permalink)
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Joke for the day....

The Old Man


An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office for his annual physical. After the physical, the Doctor asked him to get some sperm for testing.. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back some semen tomorrow."
The Old Man went home and tried with his right and left hand with no results. The Old man than called his wife in to help him. She tried and tried with the same results.
The Wife then suggested they ask the Young/Pretty lady that lived next door. They both went next Door and asked the young girl, who said she would be happy to help. She also tried and tried with the same results.
The next day the 85-year-old man went back to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the young lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" to help you get Sperm.
The old man replied, No we asked her to help us open the damn Jar. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open.


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    tipex
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    RE: Joke for the day.... 2008/05/17 12:39:23 (permalink)
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    saw that coming a mile away

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    AdamSimpson
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    RE: Joke for the day.... 2008/05/17 13:07:29 (permalink)
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    hey my grandma told me that joke yesterday\


    yeah im 100% serious my grandma.

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    RE: Joke for the day.... 2008/05/17 13:12:23 (permalink)
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    very good lol
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    RE: Joke for the day.... 2008/05/17 16:21:28 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: AdamSimpson

    yeah im 100% serious my grandma.


    how old is she?

    Hazard a touch of narcissism without shame.
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    RE: Joke for the day.... 2008/05/17 17:25:05 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: tipex

    saw that coming a mile away



    You watched the old man coming? pervo

     


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    RE: Joke for the day.... 2008/05/18 05:59:46 (permalink)
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    RE: Joke for the day.... 2008/05/23 05:18:00 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Stone


    ORIGINAL: AdamSimpson

    yeah im 100% serious my grandma.


    how old is she?




    sixty.... five... ish???

    You are not your Job
    You're not how much money you have in the Bank
    You're not the car you Drive
    You're not the contents of your Wallet
    You're not your ****in Khakis
    You are the all singing all dancing crap of the World.
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