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2007/06/07 12:16:10 (permalink)

Joke

> A lawyer went hunting and shot a duck, but it fell into a farmer's field
> on the other side of a fence.
>
> As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
> tractor and asked him what he was doing.
>
> The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now
> I'm going to retrieve it."
>
> The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over
> here."
>
>The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
> United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and
> take everything you own."
>
> The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we Cajuns
> settle disputes.
>
>We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"
>
>The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
>
> The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to
> go first.
>
> I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and
> forth until someone gives up."
>
> The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
> he could easily take the old codger.
>
> He agreed to abide by the local custom.
>
> The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
> attorney.
>
> His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the
> lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.
>
> His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from
> his mouth.
>
> The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end,
> sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
>
> The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
>
> Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart.
> Now it's my turn."
>
> The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up.
>
> You can have the duck."
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    Danny.
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    RE: Joke 2007/06/07 12:18:00 (permalink)

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    tipex
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    RE: Joke 2007/06/07 12:26:48 (permalink)
    very funny, but heard it before

    EAT MEAT
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    Dan Nukem
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    RE: Joke 2007/06/07 13:36:09 (permalink)
    love it
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    Clubber Lang
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    RE: Joke 2007/06/07 13:45:20 (permalink)
    ive got a joke;

    i bought a new pair of trunks with speedo written across the back, i was getting some funny looks in the swimming baths and it wasnt till i got changed that i realised the 'S' had fallen off.
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    snake124
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    RE: Joke 2007/06/07 14:49:00 (permalink)
    they are both brilliant

     
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    swift
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    RE: Joke 2007/06/07 15:08:14 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Clubber Lang

    ive got a joke;

    i bought a new pair of trunks with speedo written across the back, i was getting some funny looks in the swimming baths and it wasnt till i got changed that i realised the 'S' had fallen off.


    haha

    'i split with my gf because it made me feel sick when i saw her eat hi gi carbs'
    - swordfish


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