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2011/03/30 14:58:20 (permalink)
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Joke

A man is hiking up a mountain near his house and he meets a man with a sniper rifle."Hey, how's it going? Are you out hunting?""Yeah, just looking about for deer.""That's a great gun you've got. I bet I can see my house from here with it.""Have a go then."

The man hands him the gun and he turns towards his house. He looks through the lens and sees his next door neighbour and his wife in his living-room undressing.

"Oh ****! My wife's sleeping with my neighbour! Here, how much will you take to shoot them?"

"Oh, right, well I suppose about £5000 each."

"Okay, do it. Actually, shoot my wife in the head and my neighbour in the dick, okay? That's £10000 altogether."

"Okay"

He takes aim and stands still for about a minute.

"What's taking so long?"

"Calm down, I'm just about to save you five thousand pounds."

"I believe in taking care of myself" - Patrick Bateman
  
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    john_cappa
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:00:11 (permalink)
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    not bad!
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    1ManRiot
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:01:00 (permalink)
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    5/10!

    Unaffiliated. 
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    P0wd3r
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:03:33 (permalink)
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    I dont get it?
    Hes going to shoot them both with one bullet?
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:06:45 (permalink)
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    P0wd3r

    I dont get it?
    Hes going to shoot them both with one bullet?


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    ALHADO
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:07:58 (permalink)
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    P0wd3r

    I dont get it?
    Hes going to shoot them both with one bullet?

    The lover will shoot the wife first
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    P0wd3r
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:11:33 (permalink)
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    I just asked people at work the joke. I understand it now, but its still not that great. Lousy effort
     
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:23:12 (permalink)
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    Do people actually get it...? Lol

    "I believe in taking care of myself" - Patrick Bateman
      
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:26:07 (permalink)
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    p3der not getting it was funnier
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:26:45 (permalink)
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    A good joke.......... wasted when you,ve got to explain it!
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 15:57:10 (permalink)
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    Solid joke

    "Be adequate"
     
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 16:23:48 (permalink)
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    Last time i heard that joke i was still in Infants School.
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 16:44:39 (permalink)
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 16:48:05 (permalink)
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    ALHADO

    P0wd3r

    I dont get it?
    Hes going to shoot them both with one bullet?

    The lover will shoot the wife first

     
    the sniper guy was the neighbour's mother, not father, thus when he said "I can't shoot my son, but I am not his father" he was telling the truth

    I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 16:52:19 (permalink)
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    tuc biscuit

    ALHADO

    P0wd3r

    I dont get it?
    Hes going to shoot them both with one bullet?

    The lover will shoot the wife first


    the sniper guy was the neighbour's mother, not father, thus when he said "I can't shoot my son, but I am not his father" he was telling the truth

     
    Not that old paradox again...
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 16:54:00 (permalink)
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    Who was also darth vader

    Everyone has been in shape,but not everyone is IN shape,its about where your going not where you have been.
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 18:17:14 (permalink)
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    odog 

    p3der not getting it was funnier 

    P0wd3r 

    I dont get it?
    Hes going to shoot them both with one bullet?

     
    To be fair, - he half got it!! 
     
    Edit:
    Hold on - i'm questioning myself now, - in all seriousness, - I took it that he was going to wait until his wife was giving this guy head, - then do them both with one shot, - ie - her in the head and him in the whatsit
    post edited by Skrewdriver - 2011/03/30 18:18:32
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    Re:Joke 2011/03/30 18:46:49 (permalink)
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    I think I heard that joke first in 1980's (seriously)

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