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2009/08/02 18:39:14 (permalink)
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My new housemate....

appears not to have thrown anything out since the 80's and she must only be in her early 20's.
 
My last housemate moved out on Fruday and the communal areas of the flat were looking great - nice and minimalist and clean. Was loving it.
 
Then the new one moves in. Not sure the pics do it justice but shes just " gone to get the rest of it" after turning up first time in a long wheel base transit
  
Theres all sorts of crap there like VHS videos. How the hell we got all that in I will never know. The flat must be like the Tardis from Doctor Who.
 
 
post edited by Puscifer - 2009/08/02 21:57:31
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    Suspirio
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:40:36 (permalink)
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    Where did you get her from?
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:43:57 (permalink)
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    Does she put out?

    Unaffiliated. 
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:44:24 (permalink)
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    Likes her plastic tubs then.

    Never understood why people need to keep so much crap.My place looks like no one lives there.

    Trained the mrs up to not clutter the place up as well.

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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:44:55 (permalink)
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    Lol, you've got a right fruitcake there...

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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:45:27 (permalink)
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    Does she put out?

    The only thing she will be putting out is a lot of black bin bags after I decide what she can and can't keep .
    post edited by Puscifer - 2009/08/02 18:47:10
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:46:19 (permalink)
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    what does she look like?.
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:47:31 (permalink)
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    Has she got big tits though?

    My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs.....
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:48:29 (permalink)
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    Reborn

    Has she got big tits though?


    Early 20's so should be nice and firm.
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:49:29 (permalink)
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    galenkia

    what does she look like?.

    Not the image that is conjured up by "early twenties female"
     
    Shes probably on some hoarding message board as we speak slagging off the lanky streak of piss who helped her move in but made continual quips about the amount of stuff she had.
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:50:52 (permalink)
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    Has she got big tits though?

    There would be no room for them even if she did.
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:52:07 (permalink)
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    Puscifer

    Reborn

    Has she got big tits though?

    There would be no room for them even if she did.


    FPMSL.



    That is a top reply mate.
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 18:54:11 (permalink)
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    Have a rummage through her box...

    ...see if she has any Saturdays DVDs!

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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 19:03:54 (permalink)
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    Red_Alert

    Have a rummage through her box...



    shouldnt he at least buy her flowers first?



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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 19:09:03 (permalink)
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    Take the piss all you want, it looks like a bomb has gone off in a charity shop.
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 19:12:34 (permalink)
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    Love the tupperware.  I've got a few of those but will leaveing them behind for whoever takes my room.

    Hopefully this will be the last time I live in a flat share.  I hate it so much, I think it should be banned.
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 19:16:47 (permalink)
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    Faux Real

    Love the tupperware.  I've got a few of those but will leaveing them behind for whoever takes my room.

    Hopefully this will be the last time I live in a flat share.  I hate it so much, I think it should be banned.


    With house prices and rental prices this high it's the only option for many people.Either that or go and live at home with your parents,who will not appreciate your return.How can they have sex on the kitchen table on the off chance you will walk in?.
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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 19:22:31 (permalink)
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    galenkia

    Faux Real

    Love the tupperware.  I've got a few of those but will leaveing them behind for whoever takes my room.

    Hopefully this will be the last time I live in a flat share.  I hate it so much, I think it should be banned.


    With house prices and rental prices this high it's the only option for many people.Either that or go and live at home with your parents,who will not appreciate your return.How can they have sex on the kitchen table on the off chance you will walk in?.


    Thanks for the rather revolting mental imagery you have just given me gal!





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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 19:25:13 (permalink)
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    I aim to please Lucutis.

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    Re:My new housemate.... 2009/08/02 19:27:14 (permalink)
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    galenkia

    I aim to please Lucutis.


    Do you please him often?
     


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