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Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life"

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Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life"

No1 - Because if your cat licks your face at 5am, you get up and feed the little bugger.
 

 
 

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    shworth
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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 08:13:17 (permalink)
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    No2 - Because only the cat is allowed to sit in the middle of the floor licking it's privates.

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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 09:16:36 (permalink)
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    No3 - You can go out all night shagging and fighting in other people's gardens and it's considered normal behaviour.

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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 10:03:41 (permalink)
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    No4 - You can sleep all day and be greeted like the "Cutest little fluffykins"

    and not a "lazy so and so"

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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 10:28:36 (permalink)
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    No5 - You can add to your mystique by stealthily walking around invisible objects that patently aren't there.
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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 11:16:06 (permalink)
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    Stubborness, selfishness, snobbery and sulking are all viewed as a legitimate part of your personality and are more likely to be rewarded than held against you...


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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 11:37:05 (permalink)
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    Before i left home i was a pussy magnet, but thats because we had 3 cats

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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 11:56:21 (permalink)
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    monitor

    No3 - You can go out all night shagging and fighting in other people's gardens and it's considered normal behaviour.


    Ha, thats the winner so far LMAO...



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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 20:21:06 (permalink)
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    if a cat licked my face at 5am im afraid id be calling the local chinese resturant to come and take the we fuker away
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    Re:Reasons why it's actually a "Cats Life" 2009/08/03 20:23:21 (permalink)
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    mrx eire

    if a cat licked my face at 5am im afraid id be calling the local chinese resturant to come and take the we fuker away


    Some pussies are rather fond of cock so dont be surprised..

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