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SatansJester
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2006/07/11 17:28:18 (permalink)

Share your wisdom

Hi,
Since we all do different things in life and you cant possibly learn everything why dont we all pick one sound piece of advice from our own personal areas of expertise?
Mine would be;

As a martial arts instructor - "Never fight in the street until all other options are depleted, if you truly are in fear and believe someone is going to hit you then act as if they already have and hit them first - Hard! Never face a blade unless you have no other option, in this case fight like Mike Tyson on gear"

As a Pro Barman - "Two "dioralyte" or generic electrolyte sachets in a pint of water with glucose, either the before bed or in the morning, will see off any hangover"

Read, share, learn.
post edited by SatansJester - 2006/07/11 17:39:18
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    Cardifflad
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:31:44 (permalink)
    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.................

    Steer clear of credit cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thats about all the wisdom you are getting out of me
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    DelBoy888
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:37:07 (permalink)
    As my uncle Bartholemew once said "You can bang a fat heffer but it doesn't mean you're getting free milk for the rest of your life."

    Also, as my middle school geography teacher told us, 'you can stick your fingers in a plug, but it won't help you fly round the world.

    Finally, my hairdresser's niece once said, '3 may be a crowd, but doesn't mean you need a tapemeasure'.
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    fastpotato
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:40:07 (permalink)
    let no-one or nothing come between you and your dreams.

    there is no such thing as a friend, only family and enemies

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    m12_shakes
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:40:58 (permalink)
    never hold off anything you can do today for tomorrow.......

    and thanks for the electrolyte tip i normally take 2 pints of water and a paracetamol before going to bed. I'll try this one.

    Regards,
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    supermick
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:46:23 (permalink)
    Dont eat yellow snow.

    Never pee into the wind.
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:51:42 (permalink)
    Never wait and wonder. If you want to do something in life or be something in life, go for it. I've wasted a good 4 years waiting and wondering and now I've decided to go for it when really I could have done it years ago.

    Edit: FFS same as budo*85's but in different words, b*stard lol.
    post edited by Big_Ad - 2006/07/11 17:52:23
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:52:14 (permalink)
    Don't rely on other people. If you get help from other people that is a bonus. You are responsible for yourself

    Everything in moderation. Try to avoid obsession with any one thing. Particularly with any mind altering substances. But this rule applies to all things. The one exception is love, you can allow yourself to be obessed with another person if you are in love with each other

    Always listen to drab4

    And remember that 30% of people on the internet are fictional

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    Big_Ad
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:53:09 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: drab4
    And remember that 30% of people on the internet are fictional


    HUH?! Lol.
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:54:50 (permalink)
    never go to alton towers when school kids are off
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:56:12 (permalink)
    Oh I got one.

    Always wear a condom. Else you will have big f*ck off cotton budd thingys rammed down your japeye.
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 17:56:24 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Big_Ad

    Never wait and wonder. If you want to do something in life or be something in life, go for it. I've wasted a good 4 years waiting and wondering and now I've decided to go for it when really I could have done it years ago.

    Edit: FFS same as budo*85's but in different words, b*stard lol.


    LOL not my fault cheese dik your slow lol.............

    Regards,
    m12
     

     
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    cranny
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 19:25:56 (permalink)
    Whether people think they can or can't do something, they're right.

    Procrastination is alot like masterbation. Yea it's cool and fun to do at first, but in the end you're just screwing yourself
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    Hendrix666
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 19:30:58 (permalink)
    YOUR ANGER IS A GIFT
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 19:36:04 (permalink)
    The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights
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    Miss H
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 19:41:23 (permalink)
    YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD!!!

    You Can't Polish A Turd!
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    timmy_d
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 19:47:48 (permalink)
    heres a couple i have always lived by........

    dont kick a man when he's down, unless u are sure hes not gonna get up

    always remember you are unique, jsut like evryone else



    "cammmone Haney"
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 19:51:14 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: timmy_d


    always remember you are unique, jsut like evryone else


    I like that

    Can I nick it for part of my sig for a few days?
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 19:56:19 (permalink)
    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

    Limits, like fear, are often just an illusion: MJ 12/9/09
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    RE: Share your wisdom 2006/07/11 20:07:53 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: drab4


    ORIGINAL: timmy_d


    always remember you are unique, jsut like evryone else


    I like that

    Can I nick it for part of my sig for a few days?



    of course

    "cammmone Haney"
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