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Some people don't have a sense of humour...

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2009/07/18 12:02:58 (permalink)

Some people don't have a sense of humour...

Ok, so I've got a new job doing door to door energy sales.
 
All's going well on my first shift, all suited and booted, being shown the ropes by one of my fellow colleagues.
 
I knocked on one door, and this big f*cker answered with his dressing gown wide open looking rather stoned and pissed off.
 
Everytime I went to open my mouth, he just said "I'm not interested", which was fair enough, but I thought I'd try my luck anyhow.
 
As he was closing the door, I noticed that his boxers were ripped and one of his bollocks were poking through! I couldn't help it, I fell about in stitches! It doesn't end there though, because obviously he heard us giggling, opened up the door and said "mate, whatever you do, don't laugh at me", all the while his bollock still hanging out of the rip! We pointed at each other, and made our exit pretty sharpish, falling over each other to get away!
 
I think we had a lucky escape, the last time my colleague went alone to do a call on somebody, someone grabbed him by the throat and slammed his head against the door frame!

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    JK2
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 12:04:20 (permalink)
    Knighty

    I think we had a lucky escape, the last time my colleague went alone to do a call on somebody, someone grabbed him by the throat and slammed his head against the door frame!


    No he didn't.

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    Boss Redd
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 12:04:47 (permalink)
    Not this shi- again

    I do a lot of push ups and sit ups. And I drink plenty of milk.

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    Murphyblew
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 12:11:30 (permalink)
    ha
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    Jax Demon
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 12:12:58 (permalink)
    ha ha


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    essex_chris
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 12:15:40 (permalink)


    I hope i come back on here in 2059 to find an aged balding Knighty still posting the same stuff, of course i'll visit the site using my harwired 19G internet signal straight into my brain.

    Awesome pic, but Tony you're not doing yourself many favours posting up tips on preventing the gag reflex and then a picture of a guy touching his toes - Ak
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    Yohimbe
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 12:44:12 (permalink)
    this **** aint funny no mo yo.
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    Omario
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 12:48:51 (permalink)
    Haha very good.
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 13:47:46 (permalink)
    LOl.

    "I believe in taking care of myself" - Patrick Bateman
      
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    1ManRiot
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 13:49:21 (permalink)
    Good luck starting your new job mate. Sounds like an eventful first shift!

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    Red_Alert
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 13:55:29 (permalink)
    Whooosh.

    "I believe in taking care of myself" - Patrick Bateman
      
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    1ManRiot
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 13:57:11 (permalink)
    Red_Alert
    Whooosh.

    Counter-woosh my friend

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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 14:12:10 (permalink)
    haha
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 15:16:36 (permalink)
    Where's the obligatory board newbbie responding to this thread as if its geniune??


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    galenkia
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 16:50:55 (permalink)
    Ahhh...

    The old Knighty fantasy world is kicking in again.

    Last time it was a sex crazed nympho.

    What next?.
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    cu3ed
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 16:58:53 (permalink)
    Had to laugh at Tuc standing half pissed naked with his robe hanging open.
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    1ManRiot
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 17:46:05 (permalink)
    LOL WTF!?

    There are 4 members and 1 guests.
    26, TheDA, jules.j, TheDA mark 2

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    evad
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 17:51:28 (permalink)
    thankfully i had nothing else to do with those two minutes
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 21:53:57 (permalink)
    i know i shouldn't say this but i cant help myself

    why dont you study something or look for a career that is going to use your talents

    you're too young to be doing these kind of dead end jobs.. no offence to anyone

    there are loads of opportunities out there
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    Re:Some people don't have a sense of humour... 2009/07/18 21:56:51 (permalink)
    1 star
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