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Starting a Detective Agency

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2014/11/02 16:36:17 (permalink)

Starting a Detective Agency

I fancy a crack at this. My mate Wesley believed his Mrs was cheating on him but he couldn't be sure. He got his brother to follow her but his findings were inconclusive. I the offered to check it out and I discovered that her strange behaviour was not because she was cheating on him. It was because she had a potentially life threatening illness and she didn't want to tell him until she knew for sure so as not to worry him unnecessarily. Her disappearing for hours during the day was not her going to a sleazy hotel where she was meeting some stud. She was going to the clinic for tests.
 
It took a fair amount of ingenuity and climbing skills on my part to discover this information. I found the thrill of the chase exhilarating and I thought "I'd love to do this for a living". So, does anyone know any private dicks? What's it all about and how do you get into it?
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/03 11:05:13 (permalink)
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/04 15:48:35 (permalink)
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/04 16:16:46 (permalink)
    You need to check out the compaines that the benefits agencies use to investigate dodgy claimants. Thats the only place you will make money. Most of the work involves sitting in cars with cameras watching people doing things they claim they can't do. See the thread about Mr wales the benefit cheat lol.
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/04 16:22:59 (permalink)
    Ok. I now have my second case. I have taken it on a no win no fee basis.
     
    My local pub has lost Izzy, their black cat. I have told them that I will do my utmost to find him an return him. He isn't chipped and has no name tag so this will be a tough case to crack. I will start with the local neighbours and see if any of them have seen him and if they'd kindly allow me to inspect their sheds and garages.
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/04 16:43:22 (permalink)
    Check bins around local takeaways and restaurants
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/04 16:44:02 (permalink)
    Check the bins behind the local takeaways......
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/04 16:45:01 (permalink)
    Izzy vindaloo or kebab should be your question.....
     
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/05 07:54:25 (permalink)
    "What's it all about and how do you get into it?"
     
    lol. something tells me you're not going to be a very good detective if you don't even know this.
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/08 15:46:27 (permalink)
    Check takeaway fridges.
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/08 15:59:40 (permalink)
    severen
    "What's it all about and how do you get into it?"
     
    lol. something tells me you're not going to be a very good detective if you don't even know this.


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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/08 16:49:11 (permalink)
    Found him. He was being cared for by a couple four streets away.
    He's in great nick and he's home and safe.
     
     
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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/08 18:17:13 (permalink)
    Suspirio
     
     
    It took a fair amount of ingenuity and climbing skills on my part to discover this information. I found the thrill of the chase exhilarating and I thought "I'd love to do this for a living". So, does anyone know any private dicks? What's it all about and how do you get into it?




    LOL thats my fav line. All these images in my head of you climbing fences and stuff :)



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    Re: Starting a Detective Agency 2014/11/08 18:32:35 (permalink)
    Yes I climbed a few trees, walls and fences but it was for the greater good.
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    Re: 2014/11/08 18:43:31 (permalink)
    You need a brightly coloured van, a great Dane and a box of Scooby snacks to make it a success
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