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2007/06/07 01:56:09 (permalink)

Stupidest things peoPle say

Pok guys we all get it dont we.stuff like when you drop a 20k dumbell on your toe and your m8 says are you ok? (well of course i drop a dumbell on my toe everyday dont i?)
or your phone rings and your wife says whos that? (well pick the damn phone up and find out) so theres two examples GO GO GO......
post edited by daviton - 2007/06/07 01:57:02

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying a way small stones.

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    just t
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 02:53:00 (permalink)
    is protein bad for you?

    i heard a girl on my course say, and we study nutrition. "cheese is an essential part of the diet because it contains calcium"

    and "are oats good for you"

    i dont think she will be passing lol

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    DBAM
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 04:11:59 (permalink)
    Coming in soaked to the bone and someone asks "Is it raining"

    "If you hurt yourself I will kill you"
    "You dare do that"
    "That suns hot"

    Dbam comes, spouts some ****, DBAM goes.
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 05:08:52 (permalink)
    i always say to my kids if you break your leg dont come running to me, lol
    but i know im being daft
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 07:15:28 (permalink)
    "You know nothing about football" - from any fan who finds someone that disagrees with them
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 08:01:38 (permalink)
    life is too short? - is it? i thought it was the longest thing anyone has ever franking done!

    sleep like a baby- but sure babys wake every 3 hours, crying.

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
    to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 09:08:39 (permalink)
    My mum tells me every morning just before she leaves for work to lock all the doors and windows and turn off the plugs, no way i'm going to leave all electrical items running and leave the front door unlocked with a big sign out front saying so!
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 09:20:16 (permalink)
    Not sports related but this came from a girl I know.

    I told her we were having trouble connecting our new washing machine to the water supply and she looked really confused. She went on to ask why we were connecting it to the water supply when they come with water already in them!!

    She thought that some sort of elloborate filtering system meant the same water was used forever and you just plugged it into the mains.

    People this is not a joke!

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    Ultimatus
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 09:21:58 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: $loth

    My mum tells me every morning just before she leaves for work to lock all the doors and windows and turn off the plugs, no way i'm going to leave all electrical items running and leave the front door unlocked with a big sign out front saying so!


    Do you actually do this every morning?
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 09:38:58 (permalink)
    the expression

    "You want to have your cake and eat it."

    whats the point of having cake if you cant eat it?
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 09:41:22 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: bdadavies

    the expression

    "You want to have your cake and eat it."

    whats the point of having cake if you cant eat it?


    yeah ive always loathed this saying

    You are not your Job
    You're not how much money you have in the Bank
    You're not the car you Drive
    You're not the contents of your Wallet
    You're not your ****in Khakis
    You are the all singing all dancing crap of the World.
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 09:57:53 (permalink)
    "It's too cold to snow" - it's minus 60 in Antartica and there is tons of the bloody stuff there !

    post edited by Dr Zoidberg - 2007/06/07 09:58:15

    Lazy is a word used by the obsessed, to describe those with a life.
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 10:36:12 (permalink)
    "Drive carefully"

    Nah, i'm gunna drive flat out with my eyes closed!


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    Personally I think this testicle tenderness is due to my recent return to AM cardio. I do it naked on a recumbent bike and my gonads tend to flop about.

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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 10:42:14 (permalink)
    "You could park a bus there".....ummm.....if you are able to bend the laws of space and physics, yes you can.
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 10:59:12 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: *Tommy_H*
    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
    to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?


    LOL, that made me laugh.

    From now on I will simulate a vomiting motion when I'm asking where the tuna in brine is.
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 11:55:04 (permalink)
    You know `I can`t believe it`s not butter, is that not butter `?

    Not telling you who it was cos she`ll beat me up

    Look after your body,it is the greatest thing you will EVER own----Bazil Baines

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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 11:58:22 (permalink)
    Actually didnt it turn out "it was actual butter" but they just whipped in in a way that the air threw it made it more spreadable? lol
    ORIGINAL: H20

    You know `I can`t believe it`s not butter, is that not butter `?

    Not telling you who it was cos she`ll beat me up

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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 12:01:26 (permalink)
    You lose something and someone asks if you can remember the last place you had it. Err....Doh

     
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 12:04:52 (permalink)
    "weak bridge" .. friends says.. that mean its only going to be thier for a week?

    other one, me and an ex girl and walking down the street, old man drives past in a car, with those big black glasses.. she says "is he blind"
    .. um yes, he is blind and driving a car
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    RE: Stupidest things peoPle say 2007/06/07 12:33:42 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: irishbeast

    She went on to ask why we were connecting it to the water supply when they come with water already in them!!

    She thought that some sort of elloborate filtering system meant the same water was used forever and you just plugged it into the mains.

    People this is not a joke!


    well it made me laugh.
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