RE: Summer festival buy tickets here!!!!!
Be sure to sign an exclusive deal with Mean Fiddler music group.
That way you can charge punters 4 quid for a can of sh*te generic lager and 3.50 for grubby hotdog.
Oh, and be sure to only relase a few tickets midday on the web months before, proclaim the event a sell-out, then release the rest on the first day of the event on the door at extortiante prices.
All the way to the bank.
“I tried to put things in perspective but sometimes you're just too damn close to it.”
― Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men