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Sunbeds for the first time!!

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2007/06/09 01:26:16 (permalink)

Sunbeds for the first time!!

Well I pushed myself to the limit today and did the unthinkable, i went to the local sunbed shop which is also a hair dressers.. went in and asked for a go of the sunbeds, she recommended that i did just 6 minutes to start off and I had to sign a declaration and questionaiire about my skin colour / skin type etc.. i wasnt expecting this TBH!! I thought it was a simple thing.

To make it worse I went into the room and has 2 coins to put into the money box above the bed.. Put them both in ( 3 mins each x 2 )

The sunbed came on straight away so i raced to take my clothes off so as not to waste my money!! , the girl on the counter also gave me 2 plastic caps , similar to a plastic lid on a coca cola bottle, but a bit more "oval" shaped..

Anyway I got onto the sunbed - Which was like a spaceship!! with CD control and volume etc... put the foam cushion behing my head and the 2 plastic cups onto my nipples ( trying to balance them was horendous!! ) god knows why they make them so light, they kept falling off when i moved or nudged. And I was that concerned about protecting my nips from cancer etc i got off the sunbed after just 3 minutes..

I told the girl on the counter I was not really into sunbeds and I'l probably come back next week but them caps are useless for protecting your nipples...

She was confused and I explained the scenario above... She found it so ammusing that she refunded my £6 and gave me a voucher for £10 to use in the shop.

I am not sure that I will go back but if I do I will let you know how it goes...

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    1ManRiot
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 01:45:51 (permalink)
    I went on tonight as well but forgot to take a sock for my winky. I hate using them, but it feels so goooooood!

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    Powerlifter88
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 02:00:35 (permalink)
    LMFAO
    Nipple caps. I've heard it all now

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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 03:38:17 (permalink)
    lmao


     
     
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    noname
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 06:51:12 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: OTTO

    the girl on the counter also gave me 2 plastic caps , similar to a plastic lid on a coca cola bottle, but a bit more "oval" shaped..

    put the foam cushion behing my head and the 2 plastic cups onto my nipples ( trying to balance them was horendous!! ) god knows why they make them so light, they kept falling off when i moved or nudged.



    Classic!...

    Not sure if you've realised yet!?!? ...But the 'nipple caps' were actually goggles to protect your eyes!

    Like this...

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    Dieselboy
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 12:03:21 (permalink)
    youve got to be taking the mick!
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    Willie
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 12:09:14 (permalink)
    Surely a wind-up

    All I need is a big gun and a coupe that's crazy quick...
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    Dan Nukem
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 13:21:03 (permalink)
    LOL
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    OTTO
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 18:57:33 (permalink)
    ah well ive decided to go back 2morro afternoon as its 2 for one on Sundays so im taking a friend
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    bl2929
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 19:05:58 (permalink)
    nipple caps, rofl.
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    logi6260
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 19:44:34 (permalink)
    Truly classic mate, if laughter is the best medicine you should start your own pharmacutical company. lol.

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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 22:11:44 (permalink)
    not really sure whats so funny to be honest.. im not sure im even gonna go back now
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/09 23:00:04 (permalink)
    If you think thats bad mate, one time I went down for a massage, and the guy wanted me to take my top off and started touching me n' sh*t.
    I told him I wasn't into that stuff, I was there for a massage.
    He was looking at me like I had 3 heads.
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/10 22:29:07 (permalink)
    My gym has the stand up ones.

    Are they better than the lie down ones?

    They do it in batches of 3 mins for £3.

    I am tempted.
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    Mama Lazarou
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/10 23:28:59 (permalink)
    I go to the standup (sun shower) at my gym. Lovely all over tan - started off on 10 mins although quite fair skinned. I went to specific tanning shops before and they just looked at my skin and decided I could only have 2-3 mins! Having taken a detailed questionnaire at the gym, they came up with 10 mins which I'm quite happy with. Only had two sessions but already starting to make a difference.

    My other half swears by Melotan as well as sunbeds but I don't like the idea of injecting myself nor do I have any desire to deal with the sides! ;-)
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    RE: Sunbeds for the first time!! 2007/06/10 23:32:20 (permalink)
    I am pretty pale and have been burnt out in the sun quite a few times.

    I will ask about it tomorrow and maybe give it a 3 minute go.

    Can't do any harm can it (apart from skin cancer)?
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