The Lord and the Harley Rider

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2008/05/19 23:17:59 (permalink)

The Lord and the Harley Rider

The Lord and the Harley Rider

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Lord, build me a bridge to Hawaii so
I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,

"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,

"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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    RE: The Lord and the Harley Rider 2008/05/20 13:36:10 (permalink)
    LOL I like it!
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    RE: The Lord and the Harley Rider 2008/05/20 14:29:39 (permalink)
    I like it alot forwarded to my missus
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