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2011/03/31 19:35:27 (permalink)
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The ice cream man

Has the ice cream man started coming round your way yet? Mine has.
 
There is something deeply nostalgic about the music and the rattle of the van that always makes me want to but ice cream from the ice cream man. Problem is the guy who comes round my way stops and then buggers off within a minute. By the time I've got my clothes on (as I'm always naked when indoors) found my wallet, my keys and left the house, he's moved to the next road. I then have to run to the top of my road and half way down the road running parallel just to collar him. I always get a large 99 with a flake, nuts and strawberry sauce and a large oyster also with nuts and strawberry sauce.
 
The ice cream is actually crap when compared with some of the more premium brands of ice cream you can buy in the shops, but it's the ice cream man ffs!!! He cannot be denied!!!
 
 
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    Red Bull
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 19:36:54 (permalink)
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    Yeah mine comes round when it's getting dark and raining. I'm sure he sells crack to keep afloat and just plays different music upon arrival so the punters know

    Festar: You can't plead poverty with 2 cars. That's like a little Kenyan chap pleading poverty with 2 packets of uncle bens rice hidden under his bed.
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 19:44:47 (permalink)
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    The Oysters are epic! How do you eat one without getting covered in ice cream?
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    jango
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 19:49:12 (permalink)
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    Rosc0PColtrane

    The Oysters are epic! How do you eat one without getting covered in ice cream?

    Dunno, I suppose I eat them so quick that there's no time for them to melt?
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 19:51:06 (permalink)
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    ice cream vans just remind me of driving around the docks in gta vice city selling crack
     
    good times

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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 19:52:02 (permalink)
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    Our ice cream man comes around all year round.

    Those who cannot fly seek to clip the wings of others.
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 19:52:10 (permalink)
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    The ice-cream woman has,nt stopped coming round ours........probs because if she waits for the summer to arrive up here she,ll have to resort to selling crack as RB said.
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 19:53:53 (permalink)
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    ginasmg

    Our ice cream man comes around all year round.


    Have you ever thought why? They're eaither pervs or drug dealers!

    Festar: You can't plead poverty with 2 cars. That's like a little Kenyan chap pleading poverty with 2 packets of uncle bens rice hidden under his bed.
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 19:57:28 (permalink)
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    Red Bull

    ginasmg

    Our ice cream man comes around all year round.


    Have you ever thought why? They're eaither pervs or drug dealers!

     
    LMAO i love crossovers.

    Those who cannot fly seek to clip the wings of others.
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 21:24:57 (permalink)
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    LOL yeah up here all year round too. Altho defiantly drug dealers so figures!
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    kaldog
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 22:00:02 (permalink)
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    how does one go about purchasing drugs from an ice cream truck anyway?
     
    'hi, can i have a 99 and some of your finest heroin please?'

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    jango
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 22:51:50 (permalink)
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    Has anyone actually bought drugs from an ice cream van? Or is that an urban myth?
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 23:01:52 (permalink)
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    anyone seen the movie "going off big time" where they sell e's from the ice cream van ...they spike a load of coppers.....good giggle!

    everybodies heard that the bird is the word.............
     
    http://www.muscletalk.co....y-things-m4952366.aspx
     
     
     




     
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    Re:The ice cream man 2011/03/31 23:07:56 (permalink)
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    jango

    Has anyone actually bought drugs from an ice cream van? Or is that an urban myth?


    How do you think duncan banantyre made his money lol

    Festar: You can't plead poverty with 2 cars. That's like a little Kenyan chap pleading poverty with 2 packets of uncle bens rice hidden under his bed.
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