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2014/10/05 22:40:58 (permalink)

There's something about Terry

So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks. She comes round to mine and my mate Terry happens to be there. Now Terry's a good guy. I've known him years and he's a good pal but he has an annoying sense of humour that most people find grating. His hair is all spiky like he's just stuck his tongue in the electrical socket and he resembles an overweight hedgehog and he does not bathe as much as he should. Yet, to my astonishment my new bird thinks he's absolutely hilarious.
 
Everything this prick says has her in hysterics. Even he can't understand it. At first we both thought she was taking the piss but she isn't. There's something about Terry that just cracks her up.
 
Now I'm not insecure but you know what they say "if you can get a girl laughing then you're at least half way to getting her in the sack". It's got to the point where we're out and this bitch starts asking "how's Terry" FFS!
 
When he comes round and she happens to be there, I'm in the kitchen cooking up some food and all I can hear from the living room is "Hahahahahaha OMG hahahahahahaha Terry you're so funny. OMG you made my day hahahahahahaha".
 
I think it's only a matter of time before she starts fcuking him. Any advice? Who should I get rid of? Her or Terry?
 
 
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/05 22:43:36 (permalink)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL cool story bro im rolling on the floor here
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/05 23:09:46 (permalink)
Hahahahaha ...

Terry sounds great, you should invite him to join MT, would love to hear some Of his jokes... :-p
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 08:03:16 (permalink)
I wouldn't start worrying until Terry starts making more of an effort with his personal hygiene.
Is her name June by any chance?
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 08:05:46 (permalink)
If your garden is big enough, get rid of both of them

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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 08:28:09 (permalink)
Neither.
 
He's your mate and she is your lass, they both like each other so suggest a 3some.
 
You know it makes sense!
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 08:37:36 (permalink)
If I were you I would get rid of the girl...West style, and then find away to stitch up Terry for it.
Teach that chubby stinker for messing with your bird
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 09:16:37 (permalink)
3 way. Video of course.

 
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 10:19:00 (permalink)
If u can't trust your mate around your lass. Then that's a mate you need to get rid off.... If not then embrace yourself in the world of the cuckolds lol
post edited by sl - 2014/10/06 10:20:15
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 10:46:01 (permalink)
I cant understand why anyone would want a threesome with another man if you're already shagging the girl.

I could understand if its a mates mrs and therefore your only opportunity to have a go, but seeing one of my mates naked and shagging would haunt me for life

  
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 11:01:11 (permalink)
Two girls n me.... ok
1 bloke 1 girl n me... not bothered, particularly if its the missus ???
Not my kinda 3 way that.

Terry could become a problem.
She now knows and likes Terry so how do you get him out of the way without her missing him asking after him. you don't.

She wants Terrys pork sword.

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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 12:06:07 (permalink)
Tell you missus Terry has herpes, and that he uses humour as a way to shield his massive embarrassment. 

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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 12:30:48 (permalink)
She doesnt find him funny.
 
She doesnt even understand the jokes either. The reason she is cracking up is because hes showing her some attention and/or because hes your mate and is trying to do the right thing in her eyes by being nice to your mate.
 
Usually girls see these over the top silly blokes as a figure of fun, youve only just met so it stops a lot of the awkwardness when he comes around.
 
 
 
 
 



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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 12:43:18 (permalink)
Uhhhh

Redwing is just too good at this.

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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 12:45:29 (permalink)
But why does she ask about him when he's not around?
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 13:17:07 (permalink)
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But why does she ask about him when he's not around?


Awkward silence or just thinking its the right thing to ask. Shes not lusting after him not by the sound of him anyway.
 
How many times you been with a girl youve not long met and say hows your Dad? hes a funny guy.
 
In reality hes not funny and you dont care how he is you hardly know the bloke but feel you better ask.
 
Or hows Claire (just making up names now) after that big row with Dave you was telling me about? (Boring the a.rse off you for an hour the other day telling you about Dave cheating on Claire like you give a flying .... its her mate keep her happy and ask :)
 
I dont know why he always seems to be about though. Sounds like hes being a bit crafty.
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 13:25:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby TheMagicBoy 2014/10/06 13:29:13
I think redwings nailed this one mate. Sounds like she is under the impression that Terry is more important to you than he actually is. She wants to show you she can fit into your social group. Try introducing her to some other mates rather than just Terry. She will probably show similar interest in them too. Just make sure you do the same with her friends ie make an effort with them even if they are a pain in the ass lol
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 14:27:02 (permalink)
Yeah introduce her to more of your mates, there will be a gang bang in no time.

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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 17:08:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby gavin882 2014/10/06 18:09:06

 
"I'm gonna be all over your missus"
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Re: There's something about Terry 2014/10/06 17:54:17 (permalink)
WTF where is the other thread that this relates to?? 
 


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