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2011/03/13 17:20:47 (permalink)

This made me laugh ....

Today was one of my rest days but I decided to go along to my F/F gym and do an hour cardio to keep the bay window under my shirt away for as long as possible.
 
I decide to do some chins in the free weight section which by the way was empty it being sunday , when 3 ladies middle age come along and start to set up the benches for a spot of dumbell flyes ....nowt wrong wi that you might say which obviously there isn't but one of them was quite loud in saying to the other two
 
"its nice not to have the place taken over by bodybuilders because I feel intimidated when they are in"
 
Yep I can see where she is coming from !
 
now the lady was clearley speaking over the top of her ipod because she was quite loud...
 
She then hadnt noticed I had moved closer to them to get to the water fountain when she said ....its usualy full of bodybuilders on steroids like the guy over there (me) she then turned towards the chin bar and realised I was stood behind her...the other two were obviously quite embarrased...LOL
 
I turned to the woman and said ...Im not sure I should be insulted or complimented that A she thought I was a bodybuilder or B because she thought I was on the gear....    PMSL
 
Those 8 days of fake DBOL must have worked
 
I have got to add I must be the most unlikely looking bodybuilder I know LOL ....
  
 
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post edited by thecoder - 2011/03/13 17:33:30
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    Valley Fitness
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/13 17:47:47 (permalink)


    Just join a real gym, and they'll be happy to spot you with assisted reps on
    those chins!.
    Simples.

    Rep.


    Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat
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    Sawdust
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/13 18:50:15 (permalink)
    I'd have dropped to one knee and falcon punched her....

    Women need to know their limits.
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/13 19:07:19 (permalink)
    Next time, do the same as she, only remark 'I cannot stand the sight of hippos in a gym. They belong in a zoo eating grass'.
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/13 21:28:24 (permalink)
    Yep... Punch her in the face repeatedly whilst shouting 'I AM NOT ON STEROIDS!!' That should Clear up the misunderstanding. And maybe she'll turn her IPod down next tine she opens her gob ;-)

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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 09:40:37 (permalink)
    Should have got her number...

    "If you think that you will die from using roids, chances are you're more likely gonna die of being retarded"
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 17:09:37 (permalink)
    Skullcrusher

    Yep... Punch her in the face repeatedly whilst shouting 'I AM NOT ON STEROIDS!!' That should Clear up the misunderstanding. And maybe she'll turn her IPod down next tine she opens her gob ;-)


    pmsl ...yeah think I might next time lol.....Although I think I need to find another gym to be honest ..one that kind of specialises if you get my drift ;-) F/F gym is full of numptys and there must be at least 20 personal trainers floating about like time share  touts....(Personal trainers) no offence there are three out of 20 that have any idea what they are talking about and the rest aint a clue...
     
    In fact the 17 personal trainers look like they need personal trainers LOL if you see what I mean...  
    post edited by thecoder - 2011/03/14 17:10:41
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 17:12:24 (permalink)
    TooBiG

    Should have got her number...


    bet I could have shed a few pounds off her given the chance :-) whoops I meant in the gym obviously
     
     
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 18:16:18 (permalink)
    lol good post mate

    bet she was a salad dodger

    find a new gym mate
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 22:04:23 (permalink)
    Yeah alot of PT's r like that. The funny thing is when they start asking u for tips on ur diet n training. Get to a proper gym bud ;-) preferably one that doesn't allow old women in lol.

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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 22:07:32 (permalink)
    Skullcrusher

    Yeah alot of PT's r like that. The funny thing is when they start asking u for tips on ur diet n training. Get to a proper gym bud ;-) preferably one that doesn't allow old women in lol.




    I am not like that mate HAHA, saying that I am currently not working in a gym
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    bowley
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 22:12:30 (permalink)
    My couson is a PT and he does know his stuff even though he is a natty only,each to thier own, but some of them i swear must have just done a crash course as they are a waiste of space.Like any thing i suppose good and bad doing the same job.
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 22:18:12 (permalink)
    bowley

    My couson is a PT and he does know his stuff even though he is a natty only,each to thier own, but some of them i swear must have just done a crash course as they are a waiste of space.Like any thing i suppose good and bad doing the same job.



    I only done a 6 week course in SPain and they churned out 44 people mate LOL all nice people but would hire one my pal charlotte


    However for last 2 years I basically read on internet articles as I have no life :) oh no training is my life :)
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    Re:This made me laugh .... 2011/03/14 23:22:33 (permalink)
    Yep most PT's are just not clued up on BB. Danny ur an exception lol . U can't best 1st hand experience, and if I was gonna pay for a pt I would want the one that looked the best. Some of them don't even look like they train!

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