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To lighten the mood

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2008/05/13 20:33:03 (permalink)

To lighten the mood

For the male members planning on getting married..........................



THE WEDDING TEST



I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.



One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 20:34:35 (permalink)
    FLMAO

     
     
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 20:48:38 (permalink)
    I like that one
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 20:51:12 (permalink)
    hahaha that was brilliant.
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 21:14:56 (permalink)
    hahahaha like it!
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 21:17:49 (permalink)
    ha ha fantastic kitty !
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 21:29:28 (permalink)
    Uh oh, kitty did an old.

    I'll spare you the craig david picture though because i can see your ban-stick floating above my head
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 21:29:58 (permalink)
    hahahaha i like it
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 21:58:54 (permalink)
    Quality :)
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:00:28 (permalink)
    LOL classic

    Shut up and squat

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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:00:29 (permalink)
    Very old but still funny....
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:09:41 (permalink)
    LOL! That was a good one.

    " Do not tell me to play the hand i've been dealt. To hell with the cards and damn the dealer! Any man can achieve anything if he works hard enough, and thats the truth of it. Go at it with all that you are, and it is within your reach"
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:11:46 (permalink)
    haha thats quality!
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:14:41 (permalink)
    nice one
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:31:47 (permalink)

    I'll cross that bridge after i've burned it.
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:48:37 (permalink)
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:49:44 (permalink)
    Teehee
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    RE: To lighten the mood 2008/05/13 22:52:34 (permalink)
    Teehee


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