Useless weather !!
To cut a long story short , I stepped on the scales , expecting them to rack up a nice slimline 21 and a half stones ... and scales actually read 23 stone 2lbs
(I had noticed a slight change in my Vascularity lately , but didn't think things were quite that out of hand
So , I go and get my Bike out of the shed ( sun beating down on me ) - I noticed the rear tyre was a little worn , and as the were XC tyres , I decided to nip into town and get some slicks - So I went into town , selected a pair of nice slicks (i.e. DRY weather tyres - what else would I choose ? , the weather was nice and warm after all )
So anyway , I put the new tyres on , clean and service my bike (mopping my brow , as it was so warm )
I finally finish - open the shed door , put my ipod on open the gate ( notice some grey clouds )
I went back in for my phone - come out , and the heavens open
.... looks like it is going to be peeing down for the forseeable future