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2014/11/30 08:55:56 (permalink)
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Wet dreams wtf

Bit embarrassing but I've probably had 3 yes 3 wet dreams in the last 3 weeks, I've been on five or six cycles before and I don't recall ever having one.

I take it this means I have no issues with libido? It's odd because I don't feel the desire to have sex, maybe that's because I'm married, I'm also not a serial wanker maybe once a week sometimes less.

I've never ran test above 750mg, now it's 1200mg a week with 1200mg equipoise and 50mg per day of proviron - it could be the proviron but I only started that last week or it could be the higher dose of test or maybe I'm less of a wanker these days.

I'm certain my balls are shrinking as I speak, another reason why I try abstain from wanking so there is less shrinkage "I don't know if it's makes any difference"

I don't know how common it really is on a heavier than usual cycle, lots won't admit it and laugh at others who it's happened to

Laugh and joke away I don't mind but be honest if it's ever happened, it's likely most haven't had it happen since they were a young boy.

Has the proviron turned me into a horny freak in my dreams but not when I'm awake, who knows
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 13:25:55 (permalink)
    It would appear your honesty has made people a little uncomfortable lol
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 14:56:48 (permalink)
    Strong androgens do make me very horny, often to the point of spanking it every day (even on days I have sex), and I do wake up often with a boner and feeling like getting it on. But can't remember having a wet dream proper (ie with nocturnal emissions).
     
    That's usually a sign that you're not taking care of things while you're awake. Probably because you're horny but abstaining from wanking, as you put it. And no, it has nothing to do with the size of your balls.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 15:39:08 (permalink)
    I would happily trade you places. Libido through the floor.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 16:06:26 (permalink)
    I'd to know who and what it is that's make me so horny while I'm asleep. It's just weird because I don't feel horny when awake.

    At least I'm honest and don't hold it in, being married isn't quite the same I suppose if I was single it'd be more exciting out chasing women again
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 17:02:49 (permalink)
    It's overrated out chasing strange. I have had my share and always worry about STD after the fact. With the gf of 4yrs I can go bareback and have no cares.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 17:25:53 (permalink)
    I've slept with alot of women then met my wife and eventually I settled down and stopped chasing pussy, maybe I'm just bored of how things are in reality.

    Maybe once I've lowered the test slightly I'll settle down and dream about less sexual things
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 17:31:36 (permalink)
    Keep a clear head. Test can cloud your judgment. Your sex drive is ramped up but hers has not. If you are bored with her asked her to try something new. A divorce is expensive and the guilt of being a cheating fcuk is not worth it. Or just spank it all the time.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 17:36:04 (permalink)
    I wouldn't get the chance of time to go out and sleep about, married with kids = life over

    I've gone from one extreme to the next, going from getting myself off too often to not at all. It doesn't help her college mates have been sending me some dirty messages either
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 17:42:16 (permalink)
    Shut that down. You get found out still a divorce even without hitting her friends.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 18:09:58 (permalink)
    I wouldn't go near them they looked me up and got my number online, pretty weird really.
    post edited by chris182 - 2014/11/30 18:22:25
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/11/30 18:21:26 (permalink)
    That's creeper.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/12/01 01:33:58 (permalink)
    or re college mates - tell your wife, let her deal with them. keeping it from her will make her wonder why you didn't say and even if you have never ever text them back it'll make no difference at all, it'll somehow be your fecking fault, also don't fool yourself into thinking she doesn't hack your email and read your texts, she does you've simply not caught here doing it yet
     
    re the wet dreams, i've never gone that far but on 50mg proviron ed i have woken up in teh middle of the night horned out my box and been literally forced to wank myself back into oblivion! test desire i seem to be able to handle, makes me horny but not hard if that makes any sense where as provirion makes me hard and a committer of "surprise sex" if you're married and i guess rape if you're not married and the person in your bed as simply looking for somewhere nice to sleep.
     
    my money is on the proviron dude. 
     
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/12/01 03:39:19 (permalink)
    Agree dime them out. The wife may be flattered you honored the relationship and give you a blow job. Maybe not but can't hurt.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/12/01 06:21:50 (permalink)
    I struggle to last more than 5 mins during in sex when I'm on cycle due to being so horny I can't control it granted I go about 10 times a night with the Mrs but it is still rather embarrassing she's not even got her knickers off and I'm finished !!
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/12/01 08:27:19 (permalink)
    It's probably is the proviron and I haven't touched gear since before my son was born, once he was born I never have time to relieve myself or if I do I'm too ****ing tired to do anything.

    I'll just need to look after myself better, it's difficult to find a time when my wife's not in a mood with me for something.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/12/05 15:45:16 (permalink)
    Fking hell mate, sounds like you need a break from the wife. Lol. Are you sure it's not the gear making you feel resentment towards her for some reason?
     
    If she really is being a bitch then she deserves a few kidney punches(not srs).
     
    I'm on an oral only cycle at the moment and didn't tell the wife as I wanted to see if she'd notice. That and besides the fact I promised I would wait until we've tried for a baby. Anyway, I started getting very irritable every night in bed making it almost impossible for both of us to sleep as I'm rolling around all night long. After about a week I thought f*ck it and told her I think it's the tbol causing me to have such a lousy nights sleep to which she replied she knew I was on something as I got bigger all of a sudden.
     
    She was absolutely fine about it though and strangely enough since then I've been sleeping like a baby. Guess I need to have things sorted between me and the missus otherwise it has an effect on me subconsciously.
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/12/05 21:08:47 (permalink)
    Well having a three year old boy that pushes his luck every minute of every day isn't ideal for my stress levels, and being married for several years takes its toll it's not easy.

    **** knows, I'm thinking it's just stress in general I should watch some jeremy kyle that'll sort me rite out
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/12/20 18:49:21 (permalink)
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    Bit embarrassing but I've probably had 3 yes 3 wet dreams in the last 3 weeks, I've been on five or six cycles before and I don't recall ever having one.

    I take it this means I have no issues with libido? It's odd because I don't feel the desire to have sex, maybe that's because I'm married, I'm also not a serial wanker maybe once a week sometimes less.

    I've never ran test above 750mg, now it's 1200mg a week with 1200mg equipoise and 50mg per day of proviron - it could be the proviron but I only started that last week or it could be the higher dose of test or maybe I'm less of a wanker these days.

    I'm certain my balls are shrinking as I speak, another reason why I try abstain from wanking so there is less shrinkage "I don't know if it's makes any difference"

    I don't know how common it really is on a heavier than usual cycle, lots won't admit it and laugh at others who it's happened to

    Laugh and joke away I don't mind but be honest if it's ever happened, it's likely most haven't had it happen since they were a young boy.

    Has the proviron turned me into a horny freak in my dreams but not when I'm awake, who knows

    I had almost a wet dream about a month ago, but apart from that i had not had one for about 20 years, i would not rule provirin out as i was dabbling with the stuff along with dht cream, as these more or less do the same thing, it could be a great possibility
    post edited by notfirstinlineforgenetics - 2014/12/20 18:50:36
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    Re: Wet dreams wtf 2014/12/21 10:02:29 (permalink)
    Jeez not at my age. Not much left to get excited about in my dreams these days :(
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