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2014/11/13 02:18:34 (permalink)

What are some good excuses to show my abs in public?

I'm lean for the first time in a long time and I want to force people to look at my 6 pack.
Yesterday I "accidentally" spilled hot coffee on myself and stripped down at Starbucks.  Tomorrow I might try "forgetting" to wear a shirt to work.  But I'm not sure people will buy that.
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 07:32:50 (permalink)
Pretend that you've spotted a spider on your shirt and throw it on the floor.
Show people how Van Persie celebrated when he scored a last minute equaliser against Chelsea.
Set your shirt on fire when no one is looking.
 
Be careful with that last one...I've nearly come unstuck a few times with that.
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 07:36:46 (permalink)
lol
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 07:48:10 (permalink)
'Accidentally' set yourself on fire.
Get a friend to mug you for your top in an arranged street attack.
Pretend to have a nervous breakdown and you can wander pretty much anywhere naked.
Go to a gay pride event...maybe with angel wings? I've heard those types go wild for that.

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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 07:52:32 (permalink)☄ Helpfulby Stocky_Mike 2014/11/13 15:50:53
The is one that the Pro ana guys at the gym used to do with alarming regularity -
 
Wear a heavy baggy hoody over a T-shirt,  then when enough people are around take the hoody off,  but 'accidentally' take  your T-shirt off at the same time,  time should be taken in separating the T-shirt and the hoody before replacing. 
 
Another popular variation is to not completely remove the T-shirt, just leave it bunched up under your armpits for a while, that way people are less likely to notice lack of any other muscle.

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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 07:56:46 (permalink)
Don't know it, women won't be impressed with any guy trying to do the oh look at me behaviour.

I was at a club not long ago and the women I was with just laughed at the tools lifting up their shirts trying to show off, they made clowns of themselves.

Book a holiday somewhere hot, then you've got a good excuse and this is okay
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 07:58:10 (permalink)
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The is one that the Pro ana guys at the gym used to do with alarming regularity -
 
Wear a heavy baggy hoody over a T-shirt,  then when enough people are around take the hoody off,  but 'accidentally' take  your T-shirt off at the same time,  time should be taken in separating the T-shirt and the hoody before replacing. 
 
Another popular variation is to not completely remove the T-shirt, just leave it bunched up under your armpits for a while, that way people are less likely to notice lack of any other muscle.


Lmao don't ya just hate when that happens!  
 
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 08:10:32 (permalink)
this is great stuff, thanks.  Except for Chris182, girls go nuts when the abs are out, you know it.
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 08:14:05 (permalink)
Not the women I know, maybe young 18 year old girls might.... Women won't be impressed at all, not when you deliberately try and show off.

It's a different story if you have your top off out in the sun etc
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 13:03:01 (permalink)
Just tie a knot in the front of your T
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 13:12:55 (permalink)
Helping people get things of the top shelfs in shops while wearing a shirt thats a tad too short ?.

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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 13:24:31 (permalink)
Or you could use a social media account, then several times a day post photos of them, with compliment fishing captions like "A long way to go" or "Still struggling to see progress". 

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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 13:39:42 (permalink)
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Or you could use a social media account, then several times a day post photos of them, with compliment fishing captions like "A long way to go" or "Still struggling to see progress". 




 
Wow, you guys are awesome at this.  This is some next level ****.
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 15:53:02 (permalink)
Make sure you carry around moisturiser.  That way you can take your shirt off and ask somebody to moisturise your body as you've just waxed and it's stinging and sore.
 
Learn origami and make beautiful swans out of items of clothes you're wearing.

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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 16:05:05 (permalink)
Crop top?

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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 16:14:24 (permalink)
Oh, and another tip - If you are in a gym or anywhere else that sells clothes,  be sure to try a few on even if you are not remotely interested in buying.

Lazy is a word used by the obsessed, to describe those with a life.
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 17:02:09 (permalink)
Just become an alpha male and not need an excuse.

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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 17:04:40 (permalink)
Go to M&S and take off your top and try on some t-shirts before the staff tell you to go into the changing rooms.
 
You might make some old biddies day before the staff get to you.
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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 17:11:42 (permalink)
Just get a friend with a camera or phone, and start doing some bodybuilding poses, that way they will think you are prepping for a show, and cannot be condoned as showing off.

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Re: What are some good excuses to show my abs in public? 2014/11/13 17:17:00 (permalink)
Oldy
Go to M&S and take off your top and try on some t-shirts before the staff tell you to go into the changing rooms.
 
You might make some old biddies die before the staff get to you.


Corrected that for you

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