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2014/11/18 10:56:46 (permalink)
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What's the chances of her being pregnant?

 
Had sex a number of times bareback, but never finished inside her.  She is also on contraceptive injections that are apparently very effective.  She is 45 years old.
 
She has stomach pains and says that she "feels" like she might be pregnant.... she won't do a test for some weird reason, she says she is too scared.  She is having blood tests first, and failing that, the doc will do some pregnancy test.
 
Do you think there's the slightest chance she could be pregnant?
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 11:10:26 (permalink)
It's not impossible.
 
 

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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 11:38:39 (permalink)
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 12:19:34 (permalink)
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 12:36:25 (permalink)
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Had sex a number of times bareback, but never finished inside her.  She is also on contraceptive injections that are apparently very effective.  She is 45 years old.
 
She has stomach pains and says that she "feels" like she might be pregnant.... she won't do a test for some weird reason, she says she is too scared.  She is having blood tests first, and failing that, the doc will do some pregnancy test.
 
Do you think there's the slightest chance she could be pregnant?




This grinds my gears.

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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 13:59:28 (permalink)
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Had sex a number of times bareback, but never finished inside her.  She is also on contraceptive injections that are apparently very effective.  She is 45 years old.
 
She has stomach pains and says that she "feels" like she might be pregnant.... she won't do a test for some weird reason, she says she is too scared.  She is having blood tests first, and failing that, the doc will do some pregnancy test.
 
Do you think there's the slightest chance she could be pregnant?




This grinds my gears.


Call me sceptical and heartless, but by the way she is talking and texting me, I am started to wonder whether half of this is attention seeking... - she says she is in considerable stomach pain and it's getting worse, - to which I have been encouraging her to go back to the doctor's (and take time off) as I believe health to be more important than her job...
 
She says that half her symptons are pregnancy ones
 
 
 
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 15:07:08 (permalink)
My ex was just like this... when we were 16 she was forever doing the pregnancy scare thing or coming up with other drama....tutned out she was just a bull****ing attention seeker

  




 
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 15:15:09 (permalink)☄ Helpfulby PdB 2014/11/18 16:04:20
Yep had the scare thing pulled on me a few times back in the day by young lasses. Never by a 45 year old grown woman though. 
 
45 year old woman getting pregnant naturally, chance, very slim
45 year old woman getting pregnant naturally while on birth control, chance, very very slim.
45 year old woman getting pregnant naturally while on birth control when you've been pulling out, chance slim to none.
 
She's 99.9% pulling your pi$$er. Probably wants to see how you react, hence not taking a test. 

You did gain far too much fat though,I mean,you're not muscular at all,you're just a fat mess.
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 15:17:04 (permalink)
 
I believe she has pains and it needs to be checked out.. whether she's making it out to be worse than it is is one thing... but laying on the whole pregnancy thing I think is designed to get more attention from me - as obviously it involves me!
 
So yes, in the back of my mind I am a little concerned... a baby is the last thing I want, and especially a baby with her.
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 15:19:56 (permalink)
So I assume you and her operate on the buddy system?
 
 

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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 15:26:33 (permalink)☄ Helpfulby The_Lone_Wolf 2014/11/18 15:29:44
Just push her down the stairs then she will be free you from attention seeking duties. 
 
Had a similar thing with my ex her face when i said thats interesting that you think your pregnant because I have had the snip....... I didn't have the snip, just I knew she was being  ****. 

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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 15:27:57 (permalink)
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 15:40:10 (permalink)
So the dr is saying, because of stomach pains, a  blood test before a simple pee sample pregnancy test ? And you believe this?







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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 15:41:19 (permalink)
Make her a runny egg omelet with a ground up plan B pill.
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 16:00:10 (permalink)
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Make her a runny egg omelet with a ground up plan B pill.



 
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 16:03:33 (permalink)
 
Yep - buddy system.
 
Sorry I was a bit vague about the tests, - apparently the doc first of all thought that it was either kidney or liver problems, - she has been in agony for days.. and the pains are constant throughout the day. She is having 5 different tests for around 5 different things which include, pregnancy, ectopic pregnancy, bowel disease, liver or kidney problems. I know she has to give a poo sample also
 
I'm liking the omlette idea LOL
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 16:33:30 (permalink)
Hi mate,
 
I'm about to become your favourite person on the planet.  I was in your exact same situation about 15 months back.  The little CNUT ho tried to pull the 'I'm A Pregnant Money-Grubbing B1tch, Get Your Wallet In Here" routine.
 
Age 45, assuming REPEATED full ejaculations and absence of all contraception, her chances of being pregnant are 1.4% - and that drops to 1.1% if she turns 46 next week.  Also, at that age, Miscarriage rates are almost 50%.
 
Sources: UCLA, NHS, plus a couple of others. 
 
That's ok - buy me a pint and we'll call it even.  :)
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 16:36:53 (permalink)
 
Blimey!  I never knew the chances were as low as that!!
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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 16:49:23 (permalink)
she sounds like she's incredibly insecure and wants to hold on to you for good! gtfo

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Re: What's the chances of her being pregnant? 2014/11/18 17:04:49 (permalink)
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Hi mate,
 
I'm about to become your favourite person on the planet.  I was in your exact same situation about 15 months back.  The little CNUT ho tried to pull the 'I'm A Pregnant Money-Grubbing B1tch, Get Your Wallet In Here" routine.
 
Age 45, assuming REPEATED full ejaculations and absence of all contraception, her chances of being pregnant are 1.4% - and that drops to 1.1% if she turns 46 next week.  Also, at that age, Miscarriage rates are almost 50%.
 
Sources: UCLA, NHS, plus a couple of others. 
 
That's ok - buy me a pint and we'll call it even.  :)




How to interpret those statistics? Does that mean he blows 100 loads in her then she's guaranteed to get pregnant i.e. is it 1.4% per pop? But you say "repeated ejaculations" - how many ejaculations is that?
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