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2006/07/13 00:07:08 (permalink)
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Whats the difference between work and prison?

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8cubicle.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called "supervisors".
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    atkinson2006
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 00:10:57 (permalink)
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    thats funny

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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 00:47:26 (permalink)
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    Sadly its also very true
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 00:50:02 (permalink)
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    gave me a laugh thanks mate
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 04:12:20 (permalink)
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    Lol good stuff.

    Prison it is!
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 04:18:09 (permalink)
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    hehe
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 08:32:01 (permalink)
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    IN PRISON...you get raped in the shower by a 24 stone biker
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 08:36:31 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: yiddo

    IN PRISON...you get raped in the shower by a 24 stone biker



    Are you speaking from personal experience ?
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 11:36:42 (permalink)
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    lol @ yiddo

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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 12:04:03 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: yiddo

    IN PRISON...you get raped in the shower by a 24 stone biker



    What about the works christmas party

    I'll cross that bridge after i've burned it.
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 12:57:15 (permalink)
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    I thought that was great.

    It's a bit sad it's probably very true for the a lot of people.

    Reminds me of the saying 'Work to live, don't live to work'

    Phil
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 13:25:56 (permalink)
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    Too true

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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 13:26:57 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: BIGDOWNUNDER


    ORIGINAL: yiddo

    IN PRISON...you get raped in the shower by a 24 stone biker



    What about the works christmas party

    LMAO
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 13:29:21 (permalink)
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    Im looking at 3 year in december
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 15:11:55 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Play

    Im looking at 3 year in december


    What for?
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 15:13:30 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Play

    Im looking at 3 year in december



    Really? what did you do?
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 15:37:55 (permalink)
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    and depending on what job you do you may also get ****ed up the arse in both enviroments (so I have been told!) LOL
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 16:00:26 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Dan Nukem

    IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
    IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
    IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

    AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8cubicle.
    AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
    AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
    AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
    AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
    AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
    AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
    AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
    AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...they are called "supervisors".

    you probably have never been in the kibbo,until you have you can't comment,i saw my brother being reduced from someone who i looked up to,too a mess of a man in hours,prison is a sh1t hole and this is a sh1t thread,you cannot compare life on the outside to life behind bars.WORK=FREEDOM
    PRISON=NOT WHERE ANYONE WAN'T TOO END UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HOW CAN YOU COMPARE NORMAL LIFE TOO PRISON, FREEDOM TOO BEING LOCKED UP LIKE AN ANIMAL.
    WHAT A STUPID THREAD TOO POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    post edited by shazam - 2006/07/13 16:12:23
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    Dan Nukem
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    RE: Whats the difference between work and prison? 2006/07/13 17:07:55 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: shazam

    ORIGINAL: Dan Nukem

    IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
    IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
    IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

    AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8cubicle.
    AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
    AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
    AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
    AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
    AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
    AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
    AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
    AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...they are called "supervisors".

    you probably have never been in the kibbo,until you have you can't comment,i saw my brother being reduced from someone who i looked up to,too a mess of a man in hours,prison is a sh1t hole and this is a sh1t thread,you cannot compare life on the outside to life behind bars.WORK=FREEDOM
    PRISON=NOT WHERE ANYONE WAN'T TOO END UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HOW CAN YOU COMPARE NORMAL LIFE TOO PRISON, FREEDOM TOO BEING LOCKED UP LIKE AN ANIMAL.
    WHAT A STUPID THREAD TOO POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Christ, who pissed in your cornflakes?
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