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Would you marry yourself?

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2014/10/06 09:25:20 (permalink)

Would you marry yourself?

I listened to this woman on the radio:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-gets-fed-up-being-4376646
 
I can see where she's coming from: I mean, if I asked me to marry me, I'd say 'yes' in a flash.  Who wouldn't want to marry me?
 
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/06 09:45:53 (permalink)
    Not a chance, my wife is a saint to put up with me.
    either me or myself would be dead within a week
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/06 09:56:01 (permalink)
    Not a chance... wouldnt even talk to me in a pub lol. Wife is some sort of masochist I reckon to put up with me.
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/06 11:56:28 (permalink)
    Only if I had a bigger knob!

    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/06 12:03:43 (permalink)
    The companionship would be great but the sex would be disappointing.
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/06 12:10:27 (permalink)
    Nope... I'm fat, hairy, lazy and have a crap job. I have lots of baggage, and I have issue with food.
     
    Why my missus loves me is beyond me, but we're not married so give it time.

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    NotForTheWeak
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/06 12:44:17 (permalink)
    plenty of people on here probably stick things in themselves! may as well get married.
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/06 14:01:31 (permalink)
    If I'd have me I'd make me the happiest man in the world but fear of rejection stops me from popping the question, that and not being mad as a wardrobe.
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/06 17:18:03 (permalink)
    Marry myself, ummmm.  Divorce myself, no probs.
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/07 11:02:31 (permalink)
    Nah, I'd be too jealous of all the attention my better half gets.
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/07 11:17:27 (permalink)
    Haha^^
    I would, I make a great husband. :)
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/07 12:47:41 (permalink)
    James
    I listened to this woman on the radio:
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-gets-fed-up-being-4376646
     
    I can see where she's coming from: I mean, if I asked me to marry me, I'd say 'yes' in a flash.  Who wouldn't want to marry me?
     




    but you don't look like a delicate lover.............
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/07 13:06:58 (permalink)
    Desmo
    Only if I had a bigger knob!




    So you'd be happy to get bummed as long as it was with a big d*ck?
     
    I like who I am as a person but I think your partner should be someone who compliments you, brings the best out of you, and to some extent, plugs the gaps of the things you aren't so good at. 
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/07 13:10:12 (permalink)
    ^^hahahahahahahaha
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/07 13:16:40 (permalink)
    it's people like her that make me wish Ebola would become airborne.
     
    what an attention-seeking dumbfk.
     
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/07 13:18:54 (permalink)
    severen
    it's people like her that make me wish Ebola would become airborne.
     
    what an attention-seeking dumbfk.
     


    Why? Claw hammers are cheap and readily available!
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    Re: Would you marry yourself? 2014/10/07 14:20:55 (permalink)
    Yeah course I would.  I actually make a really good husband....... it's just my ex wife that was nuts!
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