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2005/08/03 19:55:25 (permalink)
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Your weird injuries

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A few months ago I twinged my left pec after a chest workout when I was draining the brine out of a tin of a tuna
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    stoneman
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:07:12 (permalink)
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    i cracked one my teeth closing a CoC ?
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:08:42 (permalink)
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    I broke some fingers trying to prevent some 'bigger boys' giving me a wedgie.....

    we used to have a tortoise and he yawned whilst i was feeding him - which in turn made me yawn.

    who or what has made YOU yawn ??

     
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:10:03 (permalink)
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    When I was finishing off my school dinner in primary school walking along, someone pushed their chair out in front of me. I tripped and stuck the fork through the inside of my cheek.
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:11:19 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: jonnywildboar

    we used to have a tortoise and he yawned whilst i was feeding him - which in turn made me yawn.

    who or what has made YOU yawn ??

    Picturing your tortoise making you yawn just made me yawn!
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:20:17 (permalink)
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    Jumped into a wall and broke a front tooth

    strained a calf muscle playing Dance Dance Revolution

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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:28:48 (permalink)
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    I screwed my tricep for day or two by just tensing my bicep
    About all i can remember.
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:33:28 (permalink)
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    broke my nose running into a wall...............................sleep walking/running.

    "If Your Not Happy With It, F*cking Do It Again"
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:35:50 (permalink)
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    I was briefing the Platoon on the outline of a shoot on the ranges and as i stepped back i fell down one of the trenches and had to be taken to hospital with a suspected broken femur. I've never heard so many blokes laugh so hard in their life when i vanished down the fcuking hole!
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:40:16 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Airborne Warrior

    I was briefing the Platoon on the outline of a shoot on the ranges and as i stepped back i fell down one of the trenches and had to be taken to hospital with a suspected broken femur. I've never heard so many blokes laugh so hard in their life when i vanished down the fcuking hole!



    thats the worste yet by far , made me chuckle tho cheers AW :D

    reminds me of that video of a cop giving the kids a briefing on the danger of guns, then accidently shoots himself in the leg lol.
    post edited by dolex - 2005/08/03 20:41:00

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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:44:41 (permalink)
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    jwb being a fellow tortoise owner can u feed the lil chap without ,imtating his bite action
    i found i was doing it and noticed who ever i get to feed cant help do the same lol
    tell ya wot the lil s** can run i dont care wot anyone says
    he kind jacks his lil legs up so his shell is high off the floor and his legs streteched to the max and he gone woooooooooshh meep meep

    my mate smashed the cap off his front tooth doing high pulls.
    "mif u raff ame ill kill ma" he tried to say
    needless to say i did laff
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:48:18 (permalink)
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    Well, when I was a real young lass, on a hot summer day i was resting steel scissors on my nose to get some relief from the heat. The scissors somehow closed and off to the hospital I went for stiches.
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 20:49:17 (permalink)
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    ouch
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 21:10:30 (permalink)
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    both mine are to do with my bum.

    the first one (chronologically) was a piece of plastic wrapper off of toilet paper that got stuck in the skin of my bum cheek, while we were playing Dance of the Flaming *rsehole one time. it got infected and i was off to the mrs with some explaining to do....

    ...that one came back to haunt me about a year later, when i got a mega spot next to the scar tissue(!) from aforementioned game. i was in a hotel room trying to get a photo of this thing (it was huge! like a third cheek) stood naked, bent over looking through my legs back at the mirror on the inside of the door. anyway my mate knocked on the door and in my surprise i stood up so fast i fell over and almost knocked myself out on the desk.

    was hard trying to expain that one, seemed more embarassing at the time than it does now

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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 21:59:44 (permalink)
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    I am famous for being accident prone but my best one to date was walking along in Amsterdam by a canal just dodged a bike and was saying to my mate "that was close....." slipped off the fecking curb straight into this canal hitting a boat on the way in.........all I remember is waking up and all these strangers around me and my so called buddy down the road doubled up laughing......ba**ard!

    I had a bruise on my butt shaped like a map of Africa for weeks!
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 22:04:48 (permalink)
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    I was briefing the Platoon on the outline of a shoot on the ranges and as i stepped back i fell down one of the trenches and had to be taken to hospital with a suspected broken femur. I've never heard so many blokes laugh so hard in their life when i vanished down the fcuking hole!


    AW i can only imagine the faces of the lads pissing themselves when you were taken away by a ambulance. Do you still get stick for it today..

    "Oh!! Thats your Boyfriend, i thought you were tallking your little brother for a walk.."
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 22:15:09 (permalink)
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    Bruce, its my solumn duty to announce that thomas the tortoise is dead.........

    I used to love feeding him lettuce,cucumber and, when he was a good boy, tomato.

    yes he could shift mate !! LMAO, he made it to the end of our street once - someone recognised him and brought him home.....

    bid for freedom indeed !

    he fell into a pond and (slowly) drowned, to this day it upsets me thinking of him.

     
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 22:17:08 (permalink)
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    jonny i feel for ya mate...

    "Oh!! Thats your Boyfriend, i thought you were tallking your little brother for a walk.."
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 22:19:05 (permalink)
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    i stuck a garden fork through my foot through not paying attention and looking around!LOL.
    Didnt even know i did it to start with!Made me feel a bit rough when i did notice though!
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    RE: Your weird injuries 2005/08/03 22:28:45 (permalink)
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    he's a para, all they had to do was shoot him a couple of times and he'd feel much better

    thats a good effort falling down a fire trench. i mean the fact that youre stood on a gravel patch, bordered by a wooden frame, sat next to one of those wee sensor boxes that has snoopy walking across the front of it...youd think one of the above might have given it away?

    knowing the army there'll be a health and safety initiative now. involving millions of pounds of tax payers' money, a public inquiry (and good old laugh at Airborne Winton) concluding that wooden tops have to be put on every trench, a metal guardrail has to be put up, and you have to be put on a lead to make sure you cant get too close to the hole if youre not firing.

    is there a way to get into those things and have your dignity intact anyway? without plumetting in backwards?

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