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2008/05/18 13:20:28 (permalink)
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a oldie

psychology student decides to have a party and
invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he writes............................ "Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion"
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy". "Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink".
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" "I'm tickled pink" she replies. "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Christ guys, what the hell are you doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, "well, I'm ****in discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispair
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    daveshow
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    RE: a oldie 2008/05/18 15:13:08 (permalink)
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    haha class

     


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    just t
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    RE: a oldie 2008/05/18 15:18:08 (permalink)
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    hahahahahhahah quality

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    RE: a oldie 2008/05/18 15:25:18 (permalink)
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    hahahahaha
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    RE: a oldie 2008/05/19 16:08:11 (permalink)
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    i like it! almost as good as mine LOL! great joke....

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    RE: a oldie 2008/05/19 16:11:18 (permalink)
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    LOL not bad

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    RE: a oldie 2008/05/19 16:13:17 (permalink)
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    LMFAO

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    RE: a oldie 2008/05/19 18:17:10 (permalink)
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    i laughed!
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