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2009/07/16 16:12:08 (permalink)

funniest things that happen in the GYM

Hopeully there isnt already  a topic ..
 
here you can post the things that happen in the gym that you just cant help laughing at and share them so we can have a giggle...
 
ill start as the other day this guy was doing quite an intense circuit part of it was leg raises on a dip station he was proper pushing himself the he went to do his leg raises and he just ripped one out (fart) proper loud every one in the gym heard.lol or maybe you had to be their i dunno :)
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    Wasp
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 16:15:24 (permalink)
    lol ^^^

    When I used to go to the gym all those years back a 14/15 year old kid grabbed a 30kg ez bar with fitted weight and started doing decline bench. 10 reps went, 20 reps went then he couldnt lift his arms up and was suck under the bar, crying for someone to help (but in a pathetic way.) Funny thing was anyone around in the area just watched and laughed untill someone decided he had enough pain lol.
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 17:09:58 (permalink)
    Someone squatting on a smith machine...


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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 17:15:37 (permalink)
    Someone nearly getting knocked out by walking into a lat raise.

    Someone loading 100kg on the smith without supports and then getting stuck under it.

    Both happened this week and were pretty funny.

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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 17:19:46 (permalink)
    Got to be when my mate was on xENICAL, lmao we where all doing squats in the gym and I noticed a massive wet patch on his arse, lol he had **** himself and didnt even know, the **** was everywhere.
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 17:38:49 (permalink)
    ^^^ lmao
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 17:46:32 (permalink)
    Friend of mine trains in his garage and he's no novice.
    He was telling me he was a bit tired on day, unloading the bar and took too many plates off one side and it flipped up and whacked him in the head.
    Nearly knocked himself out

    Shame it wasn't in a gym so people could laugh at him.


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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 17:51:31 (permalink)
    Was doing seated calf raises the other week and there was a woman doing some pretty hheavy shadowboxing. Jumping around the place, swinging punches and kicks in every which way.

    It took a lot of effort to not crack a smile
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 17:55:08 (permalink)
    Varg

    Friend of mine trains in his garage and he's no novice.
    He was telling me he was a bit tired on day, unloading the bar and took too many plates off one side and it flipped up and whacked him in the head.
    Nearly knocked himself out

    Shame it wasn't in a gym so people could laugh at him.


    Some guy nearly took me out with a bar yesterday as he took too many plates off one side, I'm sure watching the fat guy (me) run out of the way was rather amusing (though not for me).


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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 17:56:26 (permalink)
    got myself into several 'funny' situations when i was younger training with a bench and bar in my garage. 

    1st incident got myself stuck under bench press, spent 10 mins rocking back and forward to get enough momentum to roll it onto my knees

    2nd the skull crusher almost lived up to its name, had to toss the bar over my head

    ...wonders what her head would look like on a stick 
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 18:18:43 (permalink)
    took a work mate training a few years back and was doing 45o leg presses , got to my last set and he said "i just wanna try with that weight see if i can lift it" , be no means im super strong or anything but my mate was alot smaller than me, quite a skinny lad , he got on the press and lifted it off the safeties and the sledge went down with wobbley legs, but he couldnt push it back up, so he had to climb out of it , he was red faced after that lol
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 19:38:27 (permalink)
    lol - I was on the cardio bike and there was a 'big' girl infront of me using a leg press machine. All of sudden I hear a massive rip, at first I thought it was thunder, then suddenly I saw a brown patch appear on her tight sweat pants. Diarrhea was splashing onto the floor, seconds later she dashed out of the room. The smell was abysmal.
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 19:40:13 (permalink)
    Guy 'pops' thumb whilts shoulder pressing on a smith machine. The safty blocks were anthing other in that case! I had the good grace to laugh after he was on his way to casualty :)

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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 19:43:55 (permalink)
    IamAdonis

    Got to be when my mate was on xENICAL, lmao we where all doing squats in the gym and I noticed a massive wet patch on his arse, lol he had **** himself and didnt even know, the **** was everywhere.


    Disgusting......That must have been bad and extremely embarrasing....

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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 20:01:21 (permalink)
    Stupid prat in my gym years ago was doing  Side Shoulder raises with a pair of dumbells in front of the mirror, as usual he was flying them up and down and clanging the weight as he brought them down in front of him, me thinking he was gonna hurt his shoulders...next thing a scream and hes lying on the ground, he'd gone and smashed his c0ck between the dumbells as he brought them down, blood all over the place, havent seen him since.
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 20:07:02 (permalink)
    Some stories seem unreal
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 20:46:10 (permalink)
    cu3ed

    Stupid prat in my gym years ago was doing  Side Shoulder raises with a pair of dumbells in front of the mirror, as usual he was flying them up and down and clanging the weight as he brought them down in front of him, me thinking he was gonna hurt his shoulders...next thing a scream and hes lying on the ground, he'd gone and smashed his c0ck between the dumbells as he brought them down, blood all over the place, havent seen him since.


    That's the first post in a while to make me laugh out loud and wince at the same time

    Awesome pic, but Tony you're not doing yourself many favours posting up tips on preventing the gag reflex and then a picture of a guy touching his toes - Ak
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 20:55:54 (permalink)
    cu3ed

    Stupid prat in my gym years ago was doing  Side Shoulder raises with a pair of dumbells in front of the mirror, as usual he was flying them up and down and clanging the weight as he brought them down in front of him, me thinking he was gonna hurt his shoulders...next thing a scream and hes lying on the ground, he'd gone and smashed his c0ck between the dumbells as he brought them down, blood all over the place, havent seen him since.


    oh dear, something sort of similar happened to me once when doing skull crushers, finshed my set and rolled the bar onto my thigs (or so i wish) rolled over my balls which where my legs where together (not sure why) were resting above, wasnt too comfortable at all.

    Another story that happened a while ago was some guy warming up with just an olympic bar for bench, got to the end and thought hed placed the bar back onto holders, obvioulsy didnt get it back far enough and fell down on his head, he laughed it off which enabled most others to laugh too.



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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 21:16:56 (permalink)
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    cu3ed

    Stupid prat in my gym years ago was doing  Side Shoulder raises with a pair of dumbells in front of the mirror, as usual he was flying them up and down and clanging the weight as he brought them down in front of him, me thinking he was gonna hurt his shoulders...next thing a scream and hes lying on the ground, he'd gone and smashed his c0ck between the dumbells as he brought them down, blood all over the place, havent seen him since.


    That's the first post in a while to make me laugh out loud and wince at the same time


    Whats worse is it took my gym about 1 months to change that soft padding you have in the floor in the free weight bit.....bloody stain that slowly turned back...was fcuking disguisting....was good to teach the others a lesson tho lol.
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    Re:funniest things that happen in the GYM 2009/07/16 22:40:59 (permalink)
    I saw this guy in his late 50's today doing some really odd exercises, with the pullys, the best one was he laid on his front on the floor with the pully bar held behind his lower back and he started to wriggle about vigorously for about a full 2 mins..............god knows what muscles he thought he was training??

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