funny post for the day....

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2008/05/21 10:14:50 (permalink)

funny post for the day....

I've sure gotten old!

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

The self styled guru of body enhancement


So to sum up, the KFC girl has a Boneless Bucket.

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