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2011/03/22 00:08:58 (permalink)

help for a mate ........... urine test

hi folks ,
 
a mate of mine has a rather big job opportunity coming up ,
small problem he has recently given up smoking weed ,(some of the finest too at that)
10 days ago was his last smoke , with the up coming job interview and blood/urine tests he is rather worried about the drug showing up ,
 
can any one cast some light on this for me to pass on?? 
 
test is in 2 weeks
post edited by i love pumps - 2011/03/22 00:10:03

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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 00:22:04 (permalink)
I get drug tested for my work, we've always been told that if you suspect a drug test is coming up then no dope for about 6 weeks beforehand. So id guess 4-6 weeks to be sure? Sounds like you're screwed, but you never know!
 
That's why everyone in my industry takes shedloads of coke.
 
I have heard of guys passing drugs tests when they should have failed by tanning a ton of orange juice & water beforehand along with a bladder cleansing product for women (Oasis? Not the soft drink).
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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 01:46:32 (permalink)
jindlay - what job do you do that requires regular drug testing? 
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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 07:37:26 (permalink)
24 days should be fine. Ive heard 4-6 weeks bandied about before, but ive never seen a test failed at more than 30 days, and much more than half that is rare.
 
to some extent it depends how much weed he smoked - metabolites of THC are fat-soluble (unlike most reccy drugs) and so can hang around in the fatty tissues of the body for some time, and he more you smoked both in quantity and frequency the more there is hanging around in there!
 
but unless he was caning 1/4 or more a day and had been for months then Id say 24 days is very safe. even with very heavy smoking he should still be ok at the 24 day point
 
I'd tell him not to worry
 
(PS most urine test kits Ive used are significantly less accurate in the field than the manufacturers like to claim - the biggest worry ireally should be a false test result!)


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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 07:47:59 (permalink)
You can buy a drink on the internet which will make a test come back as negative, it works because i have used it.
 
You might have to do some googling though as i cant remember its name as it was a few years ago.

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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 08:17:07 (permalink)
Randy Watson

You can buy a drink on the internet which will make a test come back as negative, it works because i have used it.

You might have to do some googling though as i cant remember its name as it was a few years ago.

^^ they're not 100% reliable though, and usually they'll make the test come back as 'indeterminate' rather than negative= a retest and another indeterminate result.
 
A decently trained tester should be very suspicious at a string of indeterminates (although you cant prove anything and would then have to advise that the test was NOT positive). Some people will refer for a trich test if urine test is indeterminate


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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 08:17:13 (permalink)
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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 08:44:13 (permalink)
Ultimatedetox.com do a drink that'll sort him...  I've seen many people get stoned the night before a test, drink this concoction and pass with flying colours...
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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 08:47:22 (permalink)
Stocky_Mike

Ultimatedetox.com do a drink that'll sort him...  I've seen many people get stoned the night before a test, drink this concoction and pass with flying colours...

Yep the drink on there is the one i used .

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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 08:58:40 (permalink)
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Ultimatedetox.com do a drink that'll sort him...  I've seen many people get stoned the night before a test, drink this concoction and pass with flying colours...

Maybe...   but you also wouldnt believe the number of people who've told me "I dont know why I failed that, I bought this drink off the internet...."
 
Depends how important the job is for him really. He's got 2 choices - not smoke and be sure of passing, or smoke and trust his career to a drink he bought off of the internet


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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 09:24:28 (permalink)
Ive a piss test maybe once a week or more for a year. Dope is in yr system and can be picked up just under 28 days. They are acurate. Depends how your going to be tested. I suggest a little medicine bottle tied round yr waste or a rubber glove finger filled with someone elses piss.
 
We were stripped and had to squat before ours. Also make sure if you do this the piss is a bit warmer even if you have to but the bottle in a cup of boiling water before hand as some testing cups have a themometer in it to check its warm
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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 09:33:25 (permalink)
Maybe he could hire a lookalike to turn up and do his interview, and pass the p1ss test.
 
If nobody looks like him, cosmetic surgery has advanced these days, might not heal in time, but worth considering.

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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 10:26:01 (permalink)
Sounds like whoever is doing the drugs test is taking the piss.....
 
 
 
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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 10:46:58 (permalink)
he needs one of these,
 
fake penis and clean human urine which is warmed up to body temperature
 

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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 10:52:21 (permalink)
Packup Pete

he needs one of these,

fake penis and clean human urine which is warmed up to body temperature



 
Do they do a non-circumcised version

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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 12:50:34 (permalink)
Packup Pete

he needs one of these,

fake penis and clean human urine which is warmed up to body temperature




MIght also look weird as his mates black LOL
 
This would make a good party trick to fill up with apple juice and pee in your mates mouth
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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 13:01:31 (permalink)
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Packup Pete

he needs one of these,

fake penis and clean human urine which is warmed up to body temperature



This would make a good party trick to fill up with apple juice and pee in your mates mouth

 
im sure the laides would love that :P

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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 13:19:34 (permalink)
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Packup Pete

he needs one of these,

fake penis and clean human urine which is warmed up to body temperature




MIght also look weird as his mates black LOL

This would make a good party trick to fill up with apple juice and pee in your mates mouth

No need to use apple juice - the rugby club at my old uni used to pee in each others mouths all the time..
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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 15:28:09 (permalink)
do steriods, or PH show up in these types of tests? as i may need to be tested for drugs also, I dont do anything illegal ones thooo

I do a lot of push ups and sit ups. And I drink plenty of milk.

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Re:help for a mate ........... urine test 2011/03/22 15:30:40 (permalink)
No, steroids don't show up in a reccy drug test.
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