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i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins!

damn im pissed off aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!

heres the story......

lastnite on the door im getting all exited speaking bout my holiday cumin up un monday (off to turkey 2 weeks yahoooo). im all happy then i looked on the floor and a nice crisp £10note was looking up at me. ha ha in the back pocket u go. then i said something i should not have

" this is a sign this wknd is gonna be a nice one, no trouble, no twathead chaves and no dinny tarts"

as soon as i said this some cocky londoner started harassing one of our regular girls, also she was my friend. she pushed him so he grabbed her round the throat and drew his arm back. i jumped in grabed him then all hell broke loose. i ended up getting headbutted and boom.......... BROKEN NOSE WITH A NICE DEEP CUT !!!!!! i even had to put my own nose back in place witch i must say hurt more that getting butted in the first place.
police told me after the guy got out of prison that day and was celebrating with his mates. well.... looks like hes off there again.
was does my head in is the fact im off on monday and i look like shrek!

i did chuckle tho thinking how ironic it was

heres a little pic of me in da morning, it doesnt actually look that bad in this pic....
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    Clair1111
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 13:58:37 (permalink)
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    Good on you for laughing about it.........at least your look like Shrek with a tan
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 14:17:36 (permalink)
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    i just hope the swelling will go down b4 monday!
    post edited by me_myself_and_i! - 2005/08/05 14:19:25

     


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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 14:31:03 (permalink)
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    cor you're a big ugly bastard, i mean that in a good way of course

    wouldnt want to start a fight with you
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 14:34:15 (permalink)
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    unlucky m8, had aquite one on the door here last night, cept one of out flyer boys batterd some ranodm **** on the street lol. im expecting trouble 2night tho, been so long since the **** hit the fan aorund me, its gona happen!

    "He who dies biggest, WINS!"- MonstaDwarf


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    me_myself_and_i!
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 14:36:53 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Cheggers

    cor you're a big ugly bastard, i mean that in a good way of course




    dude please ..... im emotional at the moment lol


     


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    me_myself_and_i!
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 14:38:48 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Genics

    unlucky m8, had aquite one on the door here last night, cept one of out flyer boys batterd some ranodm **** on the street lol. im expecting trouble 2night tho, been so long since the **** hit the fan aorund me, its gona happen!


    where bouts do u work the doors mate?

     


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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 14:48:20 (permalink)
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    edinburgh, is gona be a killer for next month, festival liscenses kick in. pubs can stay open till 3am, and clubs 5am!! some long nights ahead.

    "He who dies biggest, WINS!"- MonstaDwarf


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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 14:54:02 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Genics

    edinburgh, is gona be a killer for next month, festival liscenses kick in. pubs can stay open till 3am, and clubs 5am!! some long nights ahead.


    sounds like ur gonna have ya hands full mate.

     


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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 15:19:22 (permalink)
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    time + envy ah what a great place that is.
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 15:20:34 (permalink)
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    i just hope the swelling will go down b4 monday!


    Just keep putting cold compresses on it the swelling will go down...lol..good luck m8
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 15:30:55 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: westy19

    time + envy ah what a great place that is.


    lol alrite mate, its got alot worse down there recently.

     


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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 15:33:56 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: welsh flex

    i just hope the swelling will go down b4 monday!


    Just keep putting cold compresses on it the swelling will go down...lol..good luck m8



    cheers mate. would the cut be ok in the sun? its got those stick on butterfly stitches at the moment.

     


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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 15:38:32 (permalink)
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: welsh flex

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    i just hope the swelling will go down b4 monday!



    Just keep putting cold compresses on it the swelling will go down...lol..good luck m8



    cheers mate. would the cut be ok in the sun? its got those stick on butterfly stitches at the moment.


    I would think so mate aslong as you can keep it clean and stay out of the pool wen on hol's cos of the bacteria and sh@t not worth getting an infection over a little pool side action

    Tke some antiseptic wash and cream with you should do the job
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/05 17:38:43 (permalink)
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    ya can maybe get some of that colured zinc stuff. or a plaster just being an open wound in the sun n all, as soon as it scabs it should be ok.
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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/06 19:26:51 (permalink)
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    blinking hell mate how tall was the geezer cos you is about 6foot eleventy tweleve an ya kept it quiet hope customs lets ya fly with a face like a bag of smashed crabs LOL LOL LOL
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    ORIGINAL: stoneman

    blinking hell mate how tall was the geezer cos you is about 6foot eleventy tweleve an ya kept it quiet hope customs lets ya fly with a face like a bag of smashed crabs LOL LOL LOL


    oh god...i knew it wouldnt be long before u butted in lol. omg the bloke was only about 5`8, but i must say he caught me a gooden. but then again i had the last laugh when i took him back into the club into my little..........

    "one on one friendship room"!!!!!

    other than that i had an earfull off the bird cos i looked like a swollen ian dowie shrek lookalike after 20 rounds with tyson. well pissed off too cos i really wanted to go training today, cant belive its gonna be 2 weeks before i see my little 450 tyre again keep the training up stoneman, the pompeys is urs bruva

     


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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/06 20:36:22 (permalink)
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    ur almost as big as me

    haha i wouldnt think of headbutting u
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    ORIGINAL: ArmaLite

    ur almost as big as me

    haha i wouldnt think of headbutting u


    atleast not yet anyway, wait till my nose heals first! lol

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    RE: i fookin jinxed myself!!!!!!! goodluck then badluck within 5 mins! 2005/08/06 20:54:59 (permalink)
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    Have to agree with the others, you look like sh1te!!!

    The only thing you will be pulling on holiday is yourself!!!

    Im sure a little cut like that wont stop you enjoying your holiday, plus it can be a talking point (aswell as a sore point!!) you can say you are a UFC fighter!!

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