sisters,wife and nuns just so wrong
Editted warm up joke.... not really MT material
I went & reached over the wife in bed slid my hands slowly across her shoulders then down her side just glancing her breast carried on down her side & legs
i slid her legs apart & slowly ran my hands up & down her inner thighs..i slowly moved back 2wards the top.. she gasps why have you stopped
i said ive found the remote go back 2 sleep :-) :-) :-)
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. 'I used some
horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.'
'When did you use this awful language?' asks the elder.
'Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging
over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only
about 100 yards.'
'Is that when you swore?'
'No, Mother,' says the nun. 'After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my golf ball.'
'Is THAT when you swore?' asks the Mother Superior again.
'Well, no.' says the nun. 'You see, as the squirrel was running, an
eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began
to fly away!'
'Is THAT when you swore?' asks the amazed elder nun.
'No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it
near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.'
'Did you swear THEN?' asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
'No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap,
rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole.' The
two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said,
'You missed the ****g putt didn't you?'
post edited by dirtyvest - 2008/05/21 21:28:51