trust the DR?
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Damm! There go the lights again...
What's this doing here?
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
"Just use the knife you pinched from the canteen, no-one'll notice"
"See if you can make the stitches into an amusing shape."
"I'm allergic to latex gloves - pass me those woolly ones"
"How much do you think we can take without him noticing?"
"Here, pop this into him, it'll make the post-op X-rays hilarious"
"No wonder the last one didn't respond to oxygen, the tank was empty"
"This surgeon strike is a good thing. It gives us vets a challenge..."