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2007/06/14 22:53:13 (permalink)
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what is the daftest thing you ever did

What is the daftest single thing you have ever done?
(No got married or my job type stuff but genuine stupidity)

Today at work a lad took a dump in a Portaloo,stood up pulled his trou up and had some how sht down himself
I mean 24yrs of doing it youd think he will have it done pat(no pun intended)

My own ... ran to chat to mate in a car,and splattered as the window was up.god knows how my entire head didnt go clean thru,just a sickening thud
they say may face from inside (as i realised )was comedy gold
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    Dan Nukem
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:01:10 (permalink)
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    I have done so many stupid things, its rare enough that I do something reasonable or sensible.

    I remember one time when i was 15/16 myself and my mates got our heads shaved to a blade 1, we though it was cool so we were walking around town showing it off.
    There was some kind of art exhibition in an abandoned warehouse and we said we'd have a look.

    The security were understandably give us more than our fair share of attention but we were always fairly well behaved lads.

    Anyway, there was this huge glass exhibition, a kind of a sea saw with all types of fancy glass artwork piled really high on either side and masterfully balanced.

    Like an unbelieveable dumbass, I decided I would give one side a nudge without even thinking about it, one side came crashing down and everybody stood up in shock horror.

    We were like rabbits in the headlights.

    Then the recoil, the other side of the seesaw came back, .....and the other side came down.

    I've never ran so fast out of any building in my life, probably did a few thousand euro damage, the exhibition was closed shortly after aswell I'm sure.
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:13:12 (permalink)
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    when i was about 7 someone knocked at the door,instead of answering it in a normal fashion i decided to run at the door with both my hands out infront of me

    ???????????????????????????

    i ran thru the glass cutting my arms to ****

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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:13:13 (permalink)
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    ^ lol dan, I have never done anything that impressive!

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    knoxville
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:20:15 (permalink)
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    My Bro shaved with a "live"blade,the only problem was he was 9 and i was 6
    He talked me thru it as if it was his daily routine,he was able to foam up and get all down one side before his face just leaked everywere and beard went from white foam to red

    pretty dumb
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    Krackatus
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:32:09 (permalink)
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    Long story short, i managed to run into the side of a sign. Cut my face up pretty bad.
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    knoxville
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:33:50 (permalink)
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    Wasit a no running allowed sign?
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:36:24 (permalink)
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    getting with a girl with a pyschotic ex bf who is in prison.
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:37:29 (permalink)
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    when i was younger (much younger) i thought i could clear a bees nest,so i squashed a can onto the end of a big stick and went to war,i stood legs open wacking these bees as hard as i could the next thing i knew i was in hospital feeling very sore as id been stung many times and in many areas
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/14 23:41:42 (permalink)
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    I was running down the stairs in my house and jumped the last 3/4 stairs , jumped straight into the ceiling and knocked myself out I woke up on the floor in the hall with blood and a gash on my head, i rang my sister and she took me the hospital where they stitched me up. lol

    I took the stitches out myself and now the scar has a dangling lump, when getting my hair cut if it hits the clippers it hurts!!
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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 00:01:00 (permalink)
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    cant recall doing anything rather daft tbh
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    RE: what is the daftest? 2007/06/15 00:23:28 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: knoxville

    Was it a no running allowed sign?


    Haha, no.

    It looked like this...

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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 00:24:17 (permalink)
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    Was at at mates BBQ with my then new girlfriend, anyway a couple of hours into to it she had to go because her mam was workin and she had to look after her baby sis. So whilst she was gone i proceeded to get pissed! anyway got a txt of me mate he wrote sum **** i cant rmbr and at the end of the txt have you gave natalie one yet! to which i replyd "no but i will have the slag over me desk by the end of the week!" anyways a few minutes later i got a reply from natalie saying "what the **** was that" i turned out i had sent her the txt and not my mate! haha fookin ell needless to say she was not a hapopy girl! got into her a few days later tho
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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 00:56:59 (permalink)
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    Going to work one afternoon and 2 scousers in a car asked me for directions-when I lent in the window the driver grabbed my tie and put the window up! so I began to punch the window!! 3rd attempt It shattered and so did my second knuckle!!!-so now I kill scousers on sight-Second one- turned a Robin Reliant on its roof!!! not a clever day!

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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 01:28:11 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: BIGDOWNUNDER

    Second one- turned a Robin Reliant on its roof!!! not a clever day!


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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 01:50:46 (permalink)
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    While doing a live edge demo in birmingham, immediately after giving a talk to a group of approximately 200 children & their parents about how we had trained for months to show them this routine and they shouldn't try it at home as they could get really hurt, I completely blanked and avoided entirely the wrong way getting myself stabbed with a tanto.

    It was only a shallow scratch about 2" long on my chest, but wearing a white gee it looked like I was bleeding to death. I tried to make a joke of it while asking for a bandage... a few of the younger children were crying...

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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 09:19:05 (permalink)
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    A guy here at work ,i just asked him while he read this,get this lol
    He had a rover metro,something was rattling underneath the car,on his drive he wiggled his head sideways,looked up to see if anything was trapped under the frotn valance

    He had to turn his head straight to peek,and low and behold,stuck fast he had to shout until some passer by came to his aid LMFAO
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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 09:53:46 (permalink)
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    I've done lots of stupid things when drunk but probably the most memorable include messing around with my mates up town throwing each other into shop shutters and things and when my mate threw me I dropped my shoulder and ran towards the window for extra effect and ran through an anti ram raid door at a Debenhams LOL I brushed the glass off of my jacket and wondered where I was for a minute in the foyer bit surrounded by clothes LMAO

    The other thing was rugby tackling those plastic bollards with the white arrow on because afterwards they stay bent over - but went in too low and ripped the skin off of all my knuckles - Felt that one in the morning

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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 09:57:27 (permalink)
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    Not me but a mate of mine did the following. All within weeks of each other


    1. Smashed a pint glass on his forehead - Trip to A&E
    2. Held his hand over a lighter for 10 seconds - Severe burns and scarred for life
    3. Drank a pint of vinegar for a £10 bet. My personal favourite!!

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    RE: what is the daftest thing you ever did 2007/06/15 09:58:52 (permalink)
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    The Jackass effect but to be fair he did well getting a pint of vinegar down him.
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