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2005/07/26 23:08:18 (permalink)

why we like women

had this sent to me today byemail after i had finished with my girly this morning and read t and wish i had not lol
why guys like girls:
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>>1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
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>>2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
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>>3. How cute they look when they sleep
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>>4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
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>>5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right
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>>6. How cute they are when they eat
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>>7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes
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>>8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
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>>9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
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>>10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know
>>that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
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>>11. How cute they are when they argue
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>>12. The way her hand always finds yours
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>>13. The way they smile
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>>14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after
>>you just had a big fight
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>>15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know
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>>16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
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>>17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
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>>18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
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>>19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
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>>20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that
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>>21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
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>>22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we
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>>23. The way they say "I miss you"
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>>24. The way you miss them
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>>25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that
>>it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
>>hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without
>>them ... it matters not.
>>Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they
>>become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling
>>to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without
>>trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable
>>consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.We love
>>them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a
>>thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
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    BritBB
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:12:11 (permalink)
    Not what you want to read after a break up i guess.
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:14:09 (permalink)
    just what you DO want to hear when you're madly in love........LIKE ME
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:16:25 (permalink)
    i paid to come home from ibiza on sat so i could make my girlfriends' brothers wedding. it was a surprise, as my gf didn't know i was comming. i turned up at the weedding. she has not stopped crying since
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:21:03 (permalink)
    Most of those reasons are complete sh1te!
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:22:37 (permalink)
    The way they cook

    The way they clean
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:24:42 (permalink)
    Gaaaahh! I thought I'd somehow clicked on the Clinton Card forum for a minute...
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:25:45 (permalink)
    they can give head well (some of them anyway!)LOL

    1 Ever smelt girls after they have been dancing in a club.......lager/fags/B.O.....really nice...NOT!

    5 Ever got off with a girl in a club that tastes of stale lager and ciggies.....mmmmm lovely!LOL,some of them taste like they have been chewing on turds!

    7 can be hit or miss,I known my missus take 2 hours to get ready and I thought she looked awful and made her get changed!I usually choose my missus' clothes now.........and I usually (99% of the time) pick something that suits her and fits her properly.I actually enjoy helping women shop for clothes and I have never had a complaint from any girl I have gone out with on the way I think they should dress.......I tend to look at their shape/ complexion/hair etc to find things that make them look their best!

    8 is a total lie! MY missus thinks its cold in the middle of summer!

    11..........well what can i say! I've know some women that are bloody evil when they argue!

    14...i ignore and delete my missus messages if she started an argument.........arguing p1sses me right off!Once its done its done......dont go snivelling around if u started an argument.

    19....I hate crying,my missus cries for no reason!very annoying.I dont have any time for cr4p like that!

    20/21 my missus couldnt beat her way out of a paper bag!Totally pointless attempting it!

    24 I love being alone.....At the weekend my missus done a course in birmingham,I went out and explored the pubs in the area and had a great weekend!LOL....new faces...new pubs...new area.....I love exploring new areas on my own!

    Just a few points...straight off the top of my head.........LMFAO!
    Sure i could think of more but cant be arsed typing anymore at the mo.!
    post edited by gripperdog1 - 2005/07/26 23:40:29
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    reg1
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:28:41 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: gripperdog1

    they can give head well (some of them anyway!)LOL

    countdown to being locked
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:29:22 (permalink)
    Well yeah that's all cute and stuff... But... I can do most of those girly things too lol.

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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:30:47 (permalink)
    Lets keep this thread nice and clean people

    Cheers
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:32:12 (permalink)
    Lol sorry but that was just really cheesy.....really really cheesy!
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/26 23:40:01 (permalink)
    Pass the bucket.....
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/27 00:23:14 (permalink)
    ^No hopers those last two.


    >>22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we
    >>don't admit it)!


    I can't recall a girl physically hurting me..*grins*
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/27 00:30:30 (permalink)
    I liked it to start with but by the end of no.25 it was just too much!
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/27 00:52:18 (permalink)
    lol @ gripperdog1. Superb! And exactly what I was thinking! I agree with every point... spooky!

    EDIT: I agree with gripperdog1 I mean, not with the pathetic drivel in the first post.
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/27 01:30:29 (permalink)
    no26. They way they look up at you with those big brown eyes when they are on their knees..
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/27 01:35:15 (permalink)
    /\ /\ /\

    Pmsl, quality mate.
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/27 01:40:37 (permalink)
    lol brilliant hairyarse

    Saying that, I did relate to a few of those points^^
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    RE: why we like women 2005/07/27 02:02:38 (permalink)
    after posting that i have just had an hour long conversation with her and realised why i dumped the selfish self centred psyco from hell this is a women who tried keeping me chained to her for 6 months then turns up un invited at 4 in the morning waking me up when i have work at 7 to my house lets her self in after a p iss up i ask her what the **** she thinks she is doing and she accuses me of being jealous she went out NUTTER
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