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2005/07/28 13:12:38 (permalink)
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would the full monty really work

Based on the movie physiques,

would women pay to see guys that r skinny or fat or ugly or old strip in the way the film portrayed

or is it real nonsense.

just a thought.
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    Dwarfenegger
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:14:03 (permalink)
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    I went to Blackpool and ended up in a bar where there was a stripper for a hen night. His body was awful... not muscle at all, but his c0(k was about 11 inches long...which is what the women want to see. So in my opinion yes, if you have a big p£cker than it'd work a treat.
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:14:36 (permalink)
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    Why don't men realise that women go to see men strip for a laugh not for a perversion of pleasure like most men. I would go to see that for a laugh. One of my fave films too
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:20:45 (permalink)
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    I think it would work on a one time basis, you couldn't have a show every week, people would just get bored.

    I am a stripper part-time and as Kitty says women just see it as a laugh, its all about embarissing the girl.
    People ask me do i get turned on by stripping for girls but i always tell them no, i don't see it as a sexually thing. Its strange because if i see a female stripper i see that as very sexually, eemmmmm. What can you do

    I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.


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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:23:50 (permalink)
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    yeah my wife has seen male stripper at pubs, they r usualyy the skinny ab type guys aged 21.


    One guy thought he was "it"
    until my wife told him to give his posing pouch a wash.

    it smelled she said as he waved it in front of her.
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:25:05 (permalink)
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    so is a good face important or more body for a male stripper
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:26:33 (permalink)
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    Mate, in places like stringfellows that do a male stripper night once per week, its not just ladies that go to see them strip, its other blokes and transvestites etc.

    As for the fat or ugly guys stripping, they do aswell mate but its for comedy purposes lol, they prob get lots of work anyway tbh and prob get a few ladies numbers anyway afterwards even though they are fat or ugly etc. They are there for entertainment. The same as a buff guy would pick a lady out of the group and start dancing with her and putting his c*ck in her face (she might even go to suck him off on stage lol no joke, when they are hyped up and full of alcohol they do anything without shame), the girls dont get turned on as such, its just the thrill of the moment type thing and the excitement of the whole act and the alcohol aswell.

    Have a look on the net, look up some lap dancing agencies and then you can see the type of guys that do it, there are male strippers and comedy strippers.
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:28:23 (permalink)
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    One guy thought he was "it"
    until my wife told him to give his posing pouch a wash.

    it smelled she said as he waved it in front of her.


    Yeah but what was she doing smelling his 'posing pouch'? Rubbing her face all over his posing pouch

    Only joking bro

    Still though mate, he prob took 200 quid home with him if he was a v good one.
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:30:00 (permalink)
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    not interested in doing it, just wondered if the full monty was "false"

    saw a docu on tv about acts like this and without being rude

    "the guys had a look at male interest mags before going on stage to get aroused, they then got clear fishing line to tie their manhoods up at the base to kep them full, as if to appear big even when flaccid."

    a big con, lucky noone saw the fishing line on their man hoods.
    post edited by scottishstu - 2005/07/28 13:31:11
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:36:29 (permalink)
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    Course they tie themselves up mate, everyone ties it lol unless they have 9-10 inch nobs.

    Even then they prob tie after they get a semi because it stays long, how can you look hung if your nob shrivels to 4-5 inches long when not erect even if it is 8-9 inches when erect? Unless you got a 12 inch co(k it wont look big untied anyway. Not big enough to start slapping women round the face with anyway

    Mate of mine was telling me as he was t*ssing off backstage ready to tie it up he was doing it with the other guys (all performing together), there were trannys backstage aswell and they were sucking off the other guys to give them a hard on, my mate chose to use the magazine though lol.
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:41:22 (permalink)
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    yip what is wrong with going on with a full erection as they say.

    Can i say that on MT?
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:53:19 (permalink)
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    Nah mate, the point is you tie it and then when the erection goes it stays the same size but floppy. So it makes it look a lot bigger than what it really is when in placid state. So lets say the guy is 7-8 inches, then if its 7-8 inches in flacid (what it will look like), ladies will think he has a 11 inch co(k.
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:58:40 (permalink)
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    I thought it was all a con as they say.

    just wondered if any of the ladies has spotted the fishing line?
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 13:59:30 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: scottishstu

    yip what is wrong with going on with a full erection as they say.

    Can i say that on MT?

    You just did!

    Yeah, there aren't many blokes who have 10" on the slack (I would imagine ). Hopefully the women realise they're tied up, otherwise they'll be in for a big (small) disappointment!
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 14:01:57 (permalink)
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    otherwise they'll be in for a big (small) disappointment!


    When they come home and see their bloke you mean?
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 14:03:06 (permalink)
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    it a thought can u imagine some of the ladies in the audience popping back stage before the show,


    they would get a shock at the "warmup routine"

    women never have the same probs, for them if they r strippers, it so easy for them
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    RE: would the full monty really work 2005/07/28 14:41:17 (permalink)
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    But remember who you are doing the stripping for, guys do hen parties or groups of girls unless its a private thing like at stringfellows on ladies night. Girls have to do it for middle aged fat ugly men who are touching them and who radiate horrible smell.

    It isnt a nice job, any relatively fit girl can do it and make v good money, even being attractive isnt totally necessary, there are some strippers who i wouldnt call attractive but still earn a lot...p*ssed guys are easy to manipulate. On the other hand if you take a really fit girl, bling her up, take off most her clothes and add 6 inch stilleto clear dancing shoes she can look amazing and earn v good money. Most girls dont want to do it and would rather not do it even if they were getting 500 a night. Its all just the show isnt it.
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